You fellas heard about the black goldsmith that was smuggling stolen gold out of the Royal Canadian Mint by hiding it in his anus to get pass the armed guards. He was caught when a clerk at a bank notice he was depositing thousand dollar cheques into a savings account and noticed that he worked for the Royal Canadian Mint. The bank clerk informed the police and he was caught.
His job at the Royal Canadian Mint was to take gold samples from melted gold and test the purity of these samples. Instead of putting the gold samples back into the melted gold he instead hid it in his anus to get pass the armed guards. Then he took the gold to a coin shop in Ottawa who would buy it from him and give him cheques which he would take across the street and cash these thousand dollars cheques at a Royal Bank. This is when the black clerk noticed after he had cashed them several times.