skeldon_man posted:Iguana posted:Gilbakka posted:Are there public convenience facilities on Fort Island for visitors & tourists?
No. But there are how to videos of Seignet and Skeldon Man at a kiosk showing visitors how to enjoy the thrill of taking a shit in a latrine without falling in.
Yeah! And and we taught you how to do it. After several dry runs, you did a good job of demonstrating wiping techniques.
Never shit in a latrine ever. Sorry, we had indoor plumbing and toilet. And toilet paper. I bet you fell in a few times as a child. That's why yuh gat shit fuh brains now...haahahaha