You will be back in time for Eid salaat on Friday.
Doan worry he'll sober up by then like a true fullahman. As lang as yuh wipe de haag juice off yuh beard, everything arrite 
I'm not the bearded type
Do what my religious and beardless uncle used to do. Wipe de haag juice on your kerchief or when yuh forget to carry a kerchief, the inside of a pants pocket will do just as good
Shaits, Haag juice is as alien to me as cranium juice is to you
Must be more of that superior QC education i keep hearing about. Tell me more about this "cranium juice"
I believe you mean "rounded" education and not superior, Shaits; but your understated insecurity around QC alumni may not enable you to discern the difference
On the contrary, I have great respect for QC, its storied history, and its many accomplished grads.
Occasionally, I just see the Alunatics of the world with their stupidity and now you with your "cranium juice" so I start to wonder
HAHAHA YUh Rass Prapa wicked.