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Statement of Political Prisoner Shaitaan On the Occasion of His Most Recent Imprisonment

My Dear Friends, Fellow Opposition Goons, Homophobes, Misogynists, Auntymen, Brahmins, Lone Amerindian, Porcine White Knighters, etc. etc.

 

I have searched high and low for the words to fully capture my feelings on this occasion. However, one great philosopher and social scientist seems most appropriate. Pandit Kneeru succinctly said "I know de daag, you know de daag, we all know de daag."

 

Friends, we all know de daag indeed.

 

Furthermore, I'd like to thank all of your (including the alcoholic terrorist and Parosin) for pleading my case. You're all class acts in my book.

 

 

FM
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