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After the Diamond Jubilee: Time to Hand Over the Diamond

Dear Queen Elizabeth II: Congratulations on your Diamond Jubilee. But now it's time for you to hand over the diamond.
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The Crown Of Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother (1937) Made Of Platinum And Containing The Famous Koh-i-noor Diamond Along With Other Gems.
 

Dear Queen Elizabeth II:

Congratulations on your Diamond Jubilee. Yes, supposed “slave labor” may have gone into the making of your royal triumph — and we all hope Prince Philip gets back to his usual self — but after four days of boat-watching, hoola-hooping and epic, coffer-draining pyrotechnics, you must feel quite feted. So, if you don’t mind, permit me to make one post-Diamond Jubilee request: hand over the diamond.

 

Which diamond, you ask? You know which one. This, the Koh-i-Noor: a famed, glittering stone one era of medieval Indians deemed the “king” of all diamonds and another later hailed the “Mountain of Light,” a Persian phrase that stuck. The first Mughal emperor, Babur, wrote in his memoirs that the diamond “was worth the value of one day’s food for all the people of the world.” Now, it’s in your late mother’s crown, locked away in the Tower of London. As eight-year-old post-colonial waifs, my twin brother and I glared at the guards flanking the crown’s case and asked for it back. They refused to oblige. But you should take heed.

(READ: Five reasons to hate the royal wedding.)

The Koh-i-Noor may have been in your family’s possession for a century and a half, but it is a notoriously slippery gem. Mined at some point in the 12th or 13th century A.D. in southern India, it quickly became a gleaming prize — a totem of power — for a succession of dynasties. Some say it was a curse. You might say that the Koh-i-Noor is the original blood diamond. Hindu potentates saw it fall out of their grasp into the clutches of a series of Muslim sultans; its movement mapped some five hundred years of tumultuous Indian political history.

The Mughal emperor Shah Jahan — the one who built the Taj Mahal — had the diamond encrusted into his grand Peacock Throne. For his pains, he got locked up in a tower by his son, and successor, Aurangzeb. The Peacock Throne itself was carried away by Persian invaders in the 18th century, but the diamond wandered back, making its way from discord and regicide in Afghanistan into the hands of the then ruler of Punjab. But — with the British on the scene — he didn’t keep it long. The Koh-i-Noor was handed over to Queen Victoria in 1850 in a ceremonial act of surrender. Two years later, it was cut to a smaller 109 carats to eventually adorn the royal crown. And now it sits in its stony silence in London.

I’m not the only one to ask for it back. The Indian government and media have demanded the return of this prize of your Crown Jewels for quite some time; your Prime Minister David Cameron was once forced to awkwardly defend its existence in Britain on national television in India. I don’t mean to empty out the British Museum in a fit of nationalist zeal — heaven forbid you lose your marbles. But with your empire withered, your monarchy impotent and your nation listing in a European sea roiled by social and financial crises, maybe it’s time to check your hubris and pass on that king of diamonds. I don’t particularly care where it ends up in India — it probably should be affixed to the pommel of Sachin Tendulkar‘s bat — as long as it no longer remains in your possession. Think of how modern and 21st century a gesture it would be: debt-ridden Britain voluntarily returns this gem to the country now buying up its luxury cars and fighter aircraft. Surely you, of all people, can appreciate the value of good symbolic spectacle



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 Are native peoples going to get back their treasures and their lands and are every migratory human group going to return to the lands of the pre colonial times? Let sleeping dog lie. To the victor goes the spoiled has been the rule and we cannot change the rules in retrospect without incurring huge debts we ourselves have incurred along the way.

FM
Originally Posted by Stormborn:

 Are native peoples going to get back their treasures and their lands and are every migratory human group going to return to the lands of the pre colonial times? Let sleeping dog lie. To the victor goes the spoiled has been the rule and we cannot change the rules in retrospect without incurring huge debts we ourselves have incurred along the way.

Bai, rest you old rass.  Arrow and bow cannot match AK47, piwarie cannot match mustard.  Let sleeping dogs lie.  That queen got alot of fire power, don't mess with her.

FM
Originally Posted by Nehru:

 am sick and tired of seeing stories about the Queen.!

The Queen don't owe us anything. They've done a good need by bringing us out of India's poverty. What may seem harsh on our ancestors paid off by the generation of children. Nehru, would you like to go back to India?

FM
Originally Posted by Cobra:
Originally Posted by Nehru:

 am sick and tired of seeing stories about the Queen.!

The Queen don't owe us anything. They've done a good need by bringing us out of India's poverty. What may seem harsh on our ancestors paid off by the generation of children. Nehru, would you like to go back to India?


Cobra, Shut yuh Baxside.

Nehru
Originally Posted by Cobra:
Originally Posted by Nehru:

 am sick and tired of seeing stories about the Queen.!

The Queen don't owe us anything. They've done a good need by bringing us out of India's poverty. What may seem harsh on our ancestors paid off by the generation of children. Nehru, would you like to go back to India?

Living there for few years gave me a new perspective.  I can say, and so does many Indians right there, if India had continued on the trajectory which the Brits had left, India would have been over China.  Some of the most impressive infrastructure existing there were built during the Brits or completed soon after the left.  In 1960 India had more power wattage and paved road than China.  Also a higher literacy rate.

 

Think what you want, the Brits were an impressive civilization.

FM
Originally Posted by Nehru:
Originally Posted by Cobra:
Originally Posted by Nehru:

 am sick and tired of seeing stories about the Queen.!

The Queen don't owe us anything. They've done a good need by bringing us out of India's poverty. What may seem harsh on our ancestors paid off by the generation of children. Nehru, would you like to go back to India?


Cobra, Shut yuh Baxside.

India owed us much more than the British. Everything that we gripe about is a waste of time. We're a generation far beyond the British and the Queen. Guyanese is an independent nation and still we have differences in our political belief. We either stupid or politically drunk that we can't let go of the past. Welcome to the new AFC with the old hinge men! Learn from here! 

FM

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