Breaking News: Fireworks Explodes In Woman’s Vagina During Walmart Shoplifting Attempt

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A Philadelphia woman has been hospitalized and now in police custody after she attempted to steal fireworks from a Walmart in Philadelphia.

According to authorities, Smith exited the restroom and made it halfway through the store before shoppers around her said they smelled something burning shortly before a sizzling sound. They saw the woman running with her children towards the exit as her yoga pants caught fire. The woman fell to the floor and began to scream as the fireworks blasted off from between her legs.

http://buzja.com/fireworks-exp...shoplifting-attempt/

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Former Member

Now, now, Prince ... is she a Princess?

7/8/162:25 PM

NehruBig Mouth Member

OUCH!!!! Punani on FIRE.

7/8/162:34 PM

ballSenior Member

roast poke

7/8/163:44 PM

cainTired old hippie

Patax Jerky.

Now how the hell does a fire cracker go off in ones undies?

7/9/161:46 AM

ChiefSenior Member

cain posted:
Patax Jerky.
Now how the hell does a fire cracker go off in ones undies?

What kind a stupid qustion?

You underestimate the heat down there.

7/9/167:54 AM

Former Member

Amral, this thread is getting overheated. Please close it before it explodes.

7/9/168:19 AM

Former Member

Doesn't everything eventually explode in there.

Seriously though, this is a terrible accident. I hope she heals soon.

7/9/169:07 AM

Former Member

Now this is break breaking news. LOL. CAT on fiya!

7/9/169:34 AM

ChiefSenior Member

Caution :

Combustible Materials down there!

7/9/161:19 PM

Former Member

Is either this woman is super patriotic to America, or she committed a terrorist act by using self explosive fire crackers to blow up herself.

7/9/161:34 PM

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