Donald  was invited to address a major gathering of the Amerindian Nationstwo weeks ago in the interior.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Amerindian's  present standard of living. He referred to how he had supported every Amerindian issue that came to the news media. 
Although Donald  was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his   " Native sisters and brothers." 
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."  The proud  Donald accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to  Donald. 

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.