De Guvment
Georgie Norton pudding and pie,
Came to Parliament and told a big lie
One tablet he couldn’t find
But plenty condoms to blow your mind...
Ramjattan, to crime, blind as a bat,
Benefitting now as a big fat cat
To robberies and killings, he don’t care a damm
Putting all o’ we in a big big jam
Nagga, the cunning slippery old snake,
Stashing benefits he said he would never take
Boasting as Granger’s big rubber stamp
Pushing us all back to using jug lamp
Happy in Parliament he confortable sits
As a Prime Minister, totally unfit
Working without any real authority
Completely satisfied with his mediocrity
Basil, the government legal buffoon
Giving us laughs like Sponge Bob cartoon
Jordon’s budget bare like an empty sack
Bringing plenty burdens on our backs
Granger, Granger a man in green
Operating more like a real has–been
Bandits he willingly quickly pardon
Bringing us sufferings just like Jordon
A military style he every day brings
With dictatorship, he happily sings
Spending tax-payers money on Durban Park
Wasting plenty millions just to make a mark
Amna working hard daily for votes
Bribing with bicycles, buses, booths and boats
In Parliament, she always makes a big fuss
Proud as Guyana’s first Minister of Bus
Greenidge, travelling around without a clue
Guyana’s foreign policy he bound to rue
Felix and Scott, the two old brats
In Parliament, they brazenly squat
Cathy Cathy, quite contrary
VAT on internet, now a wicked fairy
Starting out with the AFC
But in the PNC is where she will be
Harmon, Harmon, known as Uncle Joe
With no apology, he stooped so low
How much more can we bear
As he dodges the 5 million US for GTT share
Trotman, the angel who fell from grace
Now back in his seat at Congress Place
A man in love with oil and gas
Smiling every day as he gets rich fast
She messed up the celebrations of the jubilee
Now Nicolette get scholarship to go and study
Back to school for she and Annette
Causing all students now to really fret
The coalition government is old and grey
Blundering blundering every day
Promises promises they fooled us good
Leaving all Guyanese now holding wood.
Author - Anonymous
