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FM
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De difference between a wife and a girlfriend

Nov 18, 2018 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News, Kaieteur News, https://www.kaieteurnewsonline...fe-and-a-girlfriend/

People does always ask “What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?” Dem boys search and dem find de answer.
*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *Cell phone.* At home you *watch* TV, but when you go out you *take* your Cell phone.
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV. But most of the time, you *play* with your Cell phone.
TV is (as good as) *free* for life. But for the Cell phone, if you don’t *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*
TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old.* But the Cell phone is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable.* But for the Cell phone, it is often *high* and *demanding.*
TV has a *remote.* But Cell phone *doesn’t.*
Most importantly, Cell phone is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen)
But with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!!!!
Last but not least….!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don’t have *viruses,*
but Cell phones often *do….!!!!*
And Cell phones can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*
*_Take Care._*
Stick to TV only..
Talk half and pick sense from nonsense

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Prashad posted:

Prashad has his eyes on a good looking Eritrean girl but he does not want to lose his plate of Guyanese cook up rice at home so no sweet woman for him.

Dem girls really cute.

FM

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