Dem boys seh…Death announcement
Is a long time de Guyanese people of all race, colour and creed never see anything like wha dem see today. Whole week Georgetown was like a ghost town because of election. People keep dem pickney home from school all because dem in GECOM skip school when dem was young. Dem still learning fuh count. Dem was really slow. When de counting near done and people believe that GECOM gun announce de result, de Pee Pee Pee give dem more thing fuh count. It tek li’l more long fuh get de final announcement. Yesterday when dem tally up and tell de nation, people believe that some li’l boy push a stick in ants nest. People flock de streets; it was celebration from then into de night and dem boys predict this gun go on fuh de whole week. Dem boys seh that it gun be ’92 all over again wid motorcade all over Guyana. This time is de coalition. People been going to dem prayer houses from de time Donald announce de elections. De Creatah hear dem prayers and give Guyana wha dem ask for. He answer dem prayers. Donald and Jagdeo don’t like that. Dem fight de Creatah decision. Now look wha happen; dem come to an end. Dem boys see this death announcement when dem tun on Mitta Shaama TV last night. The death is announced of de PPPC that been in power for 23 long years as de former government of Guyana. It fell in a coma on May 11 and was pronounced dead , yesterday, May 14 following a major defeat. De injury was caused by the apnu+afc coalition . De leaders were Bald Head Jagdeo, Donald Duck and Madea Harper. It carried with it Blind Sam, and all de ministers including Beri Best, Ashley Singh, Analisa Nandalall, Dutty Beard Luncheon, Goat Mouth Rohee, Nightin Gail, Rob de Earth, Irfaat and others too corrupt to mention . Friends of Babbie, Brassington, Boyah, Fip Motilall, Bai Shan Lin, Wong On, Bryanna Yong and others too corrupt to mention . Relatives of thieves, liars, grabbers ,abusers ,cheaters, scamps, contractahs, such as Bee Kay, Dax, and others too corrupt to mention. The funeral of the late PPPC will take place on Sunday May 17. Burial will take place at de mansion of Bald Head Jagdeo, de man who resemble de devil, at Pradoville 2, East Coast Demerara. No wreaths by request; too corrupt to have that. TODAY WE SAY GOODBYE PPPC. U CAN’T REST IN PEACE. From ashes to ashes, dust to dust may you forever remain dead. Talk half and please note, wake is being held at Babu Jaan.