Dem Bannas Seh Time Fu Talk

Dem PMC Ministers acting bad bad these days. Even de President ain’t know what they doing. Rumjattan seh dat if Hurman can do as he please then he too can do as he pleases.

Dem Bannas seh dat even de Commissioner of Police and the British Cansultant don’t know what happening, them was broadsided too. Dem contradicting each other. De Man in De Street laughing at these PMC chaps, dem ain’t know what really going an in dem own cabinet.

One Man in De Street, Brer Anansi say that these Chaps are giving Pee Pee Pee lots of publicity and sympathy are pouring in from dem Indian support base. Dem feel dat even Burnham did not go this far to eye pass anyone.

De Man in de street say dat the PMC stole $ 650 million from the medicine purchase, gave themselves a bonus on top of that and tell de people dat dem is acting in the interest of taxpayers. Dem banns say dat dis is more dan eye pass and dat dem AFSee/PMC boys farget dem promise to end single source purchasing. Despite what dem say bout Babbie, de man was saving a lot more money for Guyanese than this $ 650 million dat dem AFSee/PMC boys are currently thiefing.

Grainjaw is fine with all this thiefing as long as de thieves are he own.

One Man in De Street asked why Moses is not chairing Cabinet Meetings as promised in the Hummbing Bird Accord and the answer is that Moses got he chair right beside he cabinet at Home and dat is all dat he can chair. Hurman put one slap pun Moses and told him to Chup. Since den, all dat Moses cares about is his big fat pension which will be more that of what Prezzi Jags collecting.

Farmar Minister Persaad, get belly wuk when he was called up by the SOCA investigation. He rushed to the toilet when he gat de message but instead he gat a big accident and left a long line from his dining room to the toilet bowl. Even Jaikarran Drug Store ain’t gat any treatment for his problems. Farmar Minister Persaad was so scared dat he hired TWO Liars to defend him and begged the SOCA committee to spare him.

Back to Berbice, dat old Dutch County. Look story na, Charrun Das say that he joining up wid de Pee Pee Pee. He said dat the AFSee party treated him bad bad. He cooked Karahee on tap Karahee of bigan and curass for dem and the AFSee used he TV time and own money and dat now Only Moses and Ramjattan drinking the milk and honey.

They left lil sour sop for Charrun Das and he vex and run to Prez Jags and hold him pun his shoulders crying and begging him to join back the Pee Pee Pee Paty.

Dem Banna Seh dat former Minister Pria Yanka was flouncing up at SOCA headquarters and told dem dat she ain’t tekkin eye pass and gun show dem what she gat. GNI member Carib Beer gat excited when he heard what Pria Yanka said cause he looking for an Indo Gyal for a Laang Laang time now and he say dat he might finally get a shat at finding one.

 Look story here na, DG posted about Password Problem at GNI and the self exiled man D2 run in fast fast and tried to help out. He tell members that he done with GNI. Well if de man done wid GNI, is why he still posting at GNI ? Dem banna say that those at GNI have a GNI addiction and dat Bassman AMMaral obeah all of dem chaps so dem keep coming back like the AFC/PNC Cumming Bird accord.

Dis place GNI is de place for hat hat news. Ask Django, he keeping the PNC side happy happy. Dem PPP boys fighting wid him day and night. He now cussing up like Cain and de Mahaica Macaw. Boy, sometimes dem words so nasty dat de air freshener can does buss if you try to use it to spray it pun the stench of dem cuss.

Check out social, one banna name Gill Barker does tickle your brain. Dat cap is very bright. He is like one walking dicktionary. He knows his history and politics like dem bannas nine fingers.

As for Bollywood forum, DG and one Maaderator going pun a big competiton dese days. And dat old fella DG does post pictures of dem young young Ballywood actresses. One day he eyeglass gun fall out and he might hurt his eyes.

And na talk bout cricket, Nehru Bhaya and Riff Maderator does talk bout cricket in code words. Dem basketball and football fans does wonder what they talking bout. And everytime dem does talk a bout a Wee Wee team in the Caribbean losing again.

Dis place is fun, de last time dem bannas check, Kari was peeping in, de Bassman Obeah wukking. He gun come back, the obeah man pressing until Kari come back. Even Chief call pun Kari to come back but Kari flouncing up and pathkay himself, so he gun tek his sweet time and chamkay and return.

Before me finish, Django tried to play fresh pun Sis Alena and she fish him up. Bibi and Alena are like Bollywood actress Priyanka Chopra, good looking and intelligent. Dem old boys does try to play fresh. Ask Django, everytime sis Alena or Bibi posts at GNI, he gets so excited that his false teeth does fall out.

I farget to mention me Skeldon Buddy, he is a straight shooter. Na mess wid him. Me buddy Imran does post back some hard shats too pun dem PNC boys. He does really fish up Django. Baseman is also a class act, he is one intelligent fella.

Dat Chap warria head hard like a banga seed.

Dem Bannas seh dat Mitwah was seen jogging around. He had his harmonium around his shoulders and was heard singing, aaaahhh, aaaahhh. He too pathkay himself and leff GNI, Dem Bannas hoping dat he returns soon.

You can mek lots of friends at GNI, Only D2 leff with all enemies. He seh so himself.

Everyone at GNI Likes Yuji especially dem AFC/PNC boys. Django holds him in very high regards and calls him a Boat Bramhana.

Dem Banna gun leff more fuh next time cause Yuji does rest for a few couple of weeks, recharge and come back. De man tun fifty so he don’t want to stress out he young heart.

Dem Bannas Seh Time Fu End Talk.

Tek Life easy, fight pun GNI and go home and party. AFSee, Pee Pee Pee and APNU Bizarre Party.

Tenk You.

Yuji Berbice Banna (Ranked GNI Top #5 Wrestler)