Dem boys seh… A Chairman got Yong Chik In Tong
Soulja Bai got to keep he eye pun all dem chairman. Jagdeo the scamp, had Brassington, that fat crook, who was always in some scheme. And dem boys ain’t talking about housing scheme.
He had Shake de Bax, who like to mek up fake receipt, even when he go in de bush. Then he had Clinty de Willie, de man who eat ee way through ee full term. He eat till he drop to sleep at de wheel and crash.
He also had one name de Clue, de man wha everything pass through but never had a Clue.
Now Soulja Bai got ee own crew of chairmans who think dem can do anything and everything like wha Jagdeo scamps use to do.
De only difference is that Soulja Bai is completely opposite to that scamp Jagdeo. He would not sit back idle and see or know he got chairman who like de ones we had before.
One chairman who name LuCrass believe he can get away scot free wid his wicked actions. He didn’t even sit down properly in d chair and he start lying through ee teeth and crying through he nose.
Like de snake he is, he setting trap fuh de Waterfalls paper. Dem boys send him a list of de irregular things ee do in office and ask him to respond. He tell dem boys he got nutten to say until dem publish wha dem got.
Dem boys seh he sound just like that fat crook, Brassington who run away and lef thirty lawsuit. LuCrass gun fly way faster than Brassington when he realize that he can’t hide.
Imagine LuCrass only sit down a few months in de office and he decide fuh mek de office better than Soulja Bai own.
He order a complete remodel of de office wha he barely use. He buy brand new Italian desk, carpet from Kashmir, 50-inch TV, and a sofa name “With de Mildest Touch’ specially designed for young lovers.
Is news about these things cause de problem. De man shake up, dismiss and transfer people like he head ain’t good but de things he buy still remain. And food, drinks, wine and dine prepared by Yong Chik In Tong.
Talk half and watch who gun hit de roof.