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Dem boys seh…Before and After the Wedding

March 28, 2016 | By | Filed Under Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News 

Yesterday one of our reporters tied the knot and this was the conversation dem boys overhear.
Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: No! Don’t even think that.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Oh my Darling!
But when Jagdeo, that scamp, get married and dem boys hear de conversation  was identical words.
De only thing was that people got to start reading those same words from de bottom up. Now people can understand why Varshnie lef him and why he does tell people how he was never married.
Since then he always at de centre of every crookish scheme in Guyana, down to de housing scheme. But dem got people who does con him and BK is one.
Dem boys hear BK con him wid de land pun de East Bank. Dem boys hear Irfaat get instruction to give BK 100 acres land fuh develop a housing scheme name Sunset Lakes.
Two week after de deal cut BK call de man who own BaiShan and arrange a sale. Everybody know that if is one thing that dem Chinee don’t miss out on is land. Wheh dem come from land is scarce.
BK arrange fuh buy de land fuh US$2 million. He sell it fuh US$8 million. When he tell De Rat right away de scamp face light up. He seh he want US$4 million of de profit.
But de Chinee man run into some money problem. He loss nuff money at de Casino suh he only pay US$4 million. When De Rat ask fuh he cut BK tell him that de Chinee Man ain’t pay up.
Soon after de elections come and Soulja Bai promise to jail all dem scamps. Dem boys seh that all of dem scamps should be selling kites from de roof of Camp Street prisons. People saying Soulja Bai fall in a coma which dem boys ain’t believe.
Talk half and be careful wid dem kids flying kites near Brassington wire.

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Nice!!! 

De only thing was that people got to start reading those same words from de bottom up. Now people can understand why Varshnie lef him and why he does tell people how he was never married.

 

Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: No! Don’t even think that.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Oh my Darling!

 



cain
Last edited by cain
kp posted:

What authority does "Single Men " have, to complain about other man"s Marriage.

Which "other man's marriage?" 

When speaking of Jagdeo the words "man" and "marriage" just doesn't fit.

"Other man" might work though.

cain
Last edited by cain

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