Dem boys seh… Danny Bai budget speech mek nuff people sleep
August 12, 2015 | By KNews | Filed Under Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News, Source
Some people got problems sleeping. Some does travel pun a plane fuh long hours and dem can’t sleep. Some people does go home from wuk and when night come dem does go to bed but dem can’t sleep. That is why some people does look like if dem wuk whole night when dem go to wuk de next morning.
Doctors prescribe all kind of thing. Some doctors talk bout Nyquil, some talk bout a shot of likker, some recommend a glass of milk. But was Monday de doctors find a sure way fuh mek people sleep. And de thing wuk because de camera ketch nuff people sleeping.
One doctor now recommend that when people want to sleep all dem got to do is listen to Danny Bai. He parents did give he that name when dem hear de song Roll Jordan Roll. And Danny Bai been pun a roll yesterday.
When he start reading de budget people like Amna and Felix who can sleep anyway start fuh listen. By de time Danny Bai meet halfway was sheer snoring in de place. People who can’t sleep unless dem lie down pun a bed sleep and smiling because dem was dreaming.
Greenidge nearly slide out he chair; Li’l Joe fall down and mek Moses jump up and holler ‘Point of order’. De Broom Lady keep she eye open because she had to get up steady and sweep up things that dem sleeping people knock off de table. De Speaker smart. He tek two match stick and prop up he eye. Danny Bai read and read. He didn’t want stop. Is dizzy he get dizzy and that is how he stop read.
During de budget presentation he drink more water than Ash Knee when he use to read. When Jagdeo use to read de budget he use to drink coffee.
Dem boys seh that de Pee Pee Pee smell de rat and stay away. Luncheon did mek big announcement that de Pee Pee Pee was going to parliament fuh de budget. Somebody tip dem off suh dem didn’t get ketch in de trap.
But dem going fuh de debate. Meanwhile dem doctors selling de CD wid Danny Bai reading de budget to anybody who go to him and claim that dem can’t sleep. De thing wukking so good that people paying big money fuh de CD.
De man from Uncle Sam embassy call Obama and tell he bout this sleep drug that isn’t a drug. Look out when Obama start fuh get dem medical people in he country to order de CD fuh dem patients who can’t sleep.
Talk half and don’t invite Danny Bai to mek speech at any function you got.
