Dem boys seh… Donald got real problems

When Donald win de elections, he didn’t know that things woulda be like how they are now. He thought that as President he woulda have de power of Burnham and Jagdeo combined. But he had some reservations because he is not like the two. He ordinary and he ain’t got no airs.
Then he find out that he had to wear Jagdeo suit. He had to be a yes man because he didn’t really understand world politics. He didn’t know that all dem foreigners was coming and he had to let dem have dem own way because Jagdeo tell he that dem people bringing in money and that Guyana need money.
Well when dem Chinee start fuh cut and ship out wood, Donald ask wha going on and people tell he that all that is part of de money that Guyana want. He ask Jagdeo how people shipping out wood fuh dem self could be bringing in money fuh Guyana and Jagdeo tell he that when de wood go out de money gun come to he in envelope.
Of course Donald ask he what about de money fuh Guyana and that is when he find out that if he want he can give Guyana whatever he get.
Since then Donald can’t sleep good. He end up losing weight and he tell people how he go pun a diet. But everybody know that problems does mek people lose weight. Donald got more problems than he can handle.
All that can end if he try fuh jail couple of dem who tekking bribe and money pun de side but dem boys seh that he recognize that if he do that, then he alone gun lef in de Cabinet and he can’t be all dem Minister and President at de same time.
He now looking fuh people fuh replace some of dem wha he got. That is why he asking fuh another branch of civic because he want outside partner. He know that money fuh any election campaign deh because everybody giving money to de party because dem expect favour.
Rohee was one who know that when people ask dem Chinee fuh something dem does get it because he talking from experience. But poor Donald ain’t deh suh and that is why he got problems.
Is not like de Kaieteur News bossman. He aint got problems. He happy because he doing what de Good Lord send he fuh do. He tun he back and lef de country fuh a function over de weekend.
As soon as he gone, dem boys who know good about thiefin, start talking he name. He know that is a trick fuh divert de attention from de corruption.
De bossman tell he staffers that he aint got no skeleton in he closet. He is coming back and will be dealing wid de questions.
Talk half and help Donald. He want to clean up but he ain’t got enough water fuh de job