Donald Duck and ee Cabinet miss de boat
Dem got sea plane wid wheels. Dem got boats wid wheels. When de Chinee give Hamma Man Benn, de boat, Sabanto, dem boys didn’t see no wheels. That is why when dem boys see de boats pun land dem start questioning dem eyesight. Dem ain’t know if de eye doctor do something to dem eye although dem nevah go to none yet. Knack wood fuh dah one. Dem also want to know if de government give Bee Kay a secret plan fuh build another wharf at Wakenaam and only de Sabanto did know bout it. Early Tuesday morning de Chinee boat drive pun Wakenaam like if it had wheels. When dem boys realize that de boat didn’t have wheels then dem realize that was de captain who put it deh. Passengers did call and tell dem boys that dem see de captain and some of dem sailors was tekking a few at Parika. One passenger seh when he realize that he can’t come off de boat till day clean, he went in search of de captain only to find de man snoring away. He seh he try fuh wake de captain and a sailor come and tell he that he better try and shut he eye too because dem ain’t got no way to go till high tide come. Yesterday de Waterfalls paper had a headline that coincide wid wha de sailor tell de passenger. According to de headline, “Grounded E’bo ferry awaiting weekend high tide for removal”. Is a T&HD official seh suh. When dem boys read de headline dem had to laugh. De Boss man seh he sorry fuh dem people who had to wait suh lang pun de boat. He seh he wish that Donald Duck and three-quarter of his Cabinet can be on one of dem same boat and end up high pun Hog Island and got to wait till year end fuh de high tide to move it. De rain fall heavy and de river swell before weekend and lift de boat off de island and into de ocean. De rain help Donald too. Dem boys see Donald Duck early morning flapping he wings pun what was suppose to be de lawns of State House but look like de ocean. He was flapping and shouting, “Quack, Quack, Quack.” And Jagdeo deh by de gate hollering, “Pluck. Pluck, Pluck.” Talk half and keep you eye pun de money dem gun seh dem spend fuh repair Sabanto wid de few scratches it get.