Dey don't have curry breadfruit?

Wtf... No BBQ eggplant?

Yuh mean baigan choka?

Sir,

We doan serve no curry breadfruit or any kinda katahar in dis hey establishment. We serve only finest aloos and channas

De wan an only.

Dholl Soup.....USD $20

Boulanger de Choka .....USD $40

Crown Roast of Labba.....USD $100

I hea dem have an opening for wan experienced aloo peeler

I doan know if I'm up to the task bai. I never peel high class aloo before

Dem chat3 wouldn't stand fun no low class aloo peeler

Un Bottle de Abary Creek.....USD $35

Un Verre de Abary Creek......USD $10

What is funny is that the type Indian who will stay here might  say that they don't eat dholl, and curry upsets their stomach.  Or alternatively that they do not eat that kind of food except at home.

I doan know why coolie people like fuh open dem selves up to this kinda ridicule

"Pardon me Saar, ah doan use dholl. Ah juss only use bacon an heggs Merican style"

Sandwich Menu:

Sardine an Bread....USD $15

Cheese an Bread.....USD $15

Cheese an Tennis Roll....USD $15

Karn Beef an Bread.....USD $15

Bread an Butta....USD $15

Oh scantling no cookup, halal labba, fried bake and saltfish an ah doan mean punani 

Non-native Guyanans are invited to take our Peel n Eat Session where we will teach you all the local way of peeling and eating a hassar. Please book and arrive early as hotel staff tend to steal all our hassars for trade on the local black market

"All You Can Nyam Hassar Buffet"......USD $2500

Friday "Mare" Special of Bhunjaal Goldbaka Head......USD $150

Here at the Marryatt, we are pioneering movement to mainstream Guyanan haute cuisine. Be the first among your social circle to know the proper way to peel and suck a hassar.

What's for afters?

Look yuh lungeera, dis ain't no sall fish shap abbe run hey. Dis ah wan high class shap

cassava pone and ice block

I miss dem iceblocks with condensed milk on top.

snow cone wid condensed milk was the bomb

Not just Indians.  Caribbean people in general.  Ever ask yourself why they most often host their galas in white owned places?

Because they do not see why they should put on fancy dress just to go eat cook up rice and jerk chicken.  Tasteless rubber chicken is preferable!

Now that is for the people from "farrin", who want "authenticity".

Now THIS is what will make all those British tourists fly STRAIGHT to Guyana and fly over Barbados.

They will especially enjoy the "choke and rob" and "kick down door" ritual, especially if this is accompanied by tours to nearby Tiger Bay, where they will experience even more of this.  That way they wouldnt wonder how come the natives didnt return their property upon check out.   The sight of the hungry kids will let them know that this is all in a good cause and charitable fun.

SPECIAL ADVISORY TO BRITISH FEMALE GUESTS:

British female guests are advised to NOT request that male Marryatt staff come to your room in the morning and give you a "knock up" for breakfast.

We have had a series of tragic misunderstandings of late as "knock up" means something totally different in Guyana.

By reading this advisory, you hereby release Marryatt International, its subsidiaries and successors, assignees, and nominees etc. etc. in perpetuity  from all civil/criminal claims and liabilities whatsoever arising from your rape or buggery by staff and any other local intruders.

LMAO

I know what you mean. There is a particular upper upper middle class branch of my mom's family who shall remain nameless.

They have their weddings in Great Neck (you probably know the place). Proper English top hats and tails etc. Mountains of cold seafood. Lobsters etc. etc. as appetizers.

I had a really coolie uncle who turned to me and said "man, dem people couldn't even mek lil curry an roti fuh abbe. abbe get dress up suh nice to come eat cold crab"

On the plus side, the music was rale coolie (nani wine, soca train etc. etc.). It was an amazing mixture of the Corentyne meets American upper middle class.

This is the the usual contrast.  Tasteless "stuffed salmon served on a bed of lettuce, and embellished with a splash of Idaho potato", combined with the natives doing some serious "wok up" (ask a Bajan if you do not know what that is).  

The servers being highly astonished at the gyrations of the guests in their expensive gowns, wondering if sudden repair will be necessary to avoid embarrassment.

Yes I think that the Guyana Nurses Assoc might have had an event at that place.  The organizer sniffed and said that nobody will buy $100x2 tickets to come if it was only Guyanese food.  Add on top of that the gown, and an expensive visit to the salon (black women story).  Cookup rice, roti, pepper pot, and chow mein just will not do!

Them servers at that Great Neck place are probably used to that kinda Caribbean behavior now. Pioneered by wan Corentyne coolie family in the early 90s

Mek am worse, this branch of the family use to hire professional servers and barkeeps in tuxedos (all whites for some odd reason now that I recall it) for all their rowdy raunchy backyard house parties (with proper white tents of course) to serve a bunch of drunk coolies havin a house party dancin to vulgar chunes

Un Bottle de Abary Creek.....USD $35

Ahahahahahahaha

dat dere Abary Creek Merlot will rival any odda

Have you sampled our fine selections of various Jamoon vintages?

Our Bush Lot and Yakasari vineyards had an especially good month in March

If you don't like the Marriott Hotel we can always replace it with an arch or a Cuffy statue. You can play with his pole to your heart's satisfaction.

I know. So you going to do some pole dancing. We going to play,one pole love for you.

Why are so fixated on Black men and their private parts chap?

You may need to see a shrink about duh.

Dis chap neva thought he would live to see wan fancy fancy Marryatt in Guyana

He can now brag to the Guyanese rum shop crowd that he suh "rich" he can stay at wan big shat place like de Marriott which as we know is waaaaaaaaaay better than the Savoy or the Palace Hotel

De Marryatt guh be like wan tourist destination now. Rich white people guh come from all ova to see abbe Marryatt and sample abbe baigan choka

Always blame someone for your problems. Indian money, Chinese money, African money, White man money who cares about their color. Money is money as Willie boy said. You dunce or dense?

Just another insecure Indo man drooling at the parts.  But then Jagdeo does, so that is par for the course.