Mr. Moderator,
I rise today in this august body to officially tender my resignation from the Office of Newbie Poster and Poster Within the Post Office. I have found it increasingly difficult to discharge the heavy burdens laid upon my shoulders by Freedom House.
There are in this House factions of Indians who have coallated with factions of negroes to thwart my race baiting and general hatred of black people. This is intolerable Sir.
Mr. Moderator, I am a simple man. A simple upper-caste Brahmin who owns a multi-million dollar mansion in the exclusive community of Vaughn in Her Majesty's Canadian Dominions while driving a tasteful and suitable mercedez benz motor car, a fine piece of German automotive engineering indeed. But I digress.
The crux of the matter, in alia, is that GNI is no longer the place it once was where a man can freely insult and malign Black People as the Noble Lord Ram instructed us to.
If hating black people is wrong Mr. Moderator, then I don't wanna be right.
I submit these words in the hope that my colleagues will see me for the great and noble person that I know me to be and will recognize my great value to GNI. Furthermore, I expect you all to beg me to stay and restore my pride to its rightful Brahmanic state.
Mr. Moderator, I yield the floor as I await Honorable Members' pleas for me to rescind my as yet unsigned and undated resignation safely kept in my bank.