December 2004. Christmas party at World's Fair Marina.
Dr. Robby Mahadeo shows up with his boyfriend Marlon. It should be noted that both men are gym rats and as such as quite buff especially compared to our Albert. Also, dear reader, please note that they co-own a restaurant. That's also important to the story.
So Albert goes up to Dr. Mahadeo and just casually says to him in front of everyone "I'd like to go to your restaurant but I wouldn't know whether to order a hamburger or a ham-bugga"
Needless to say Dr. Marlon's boyfriend is pissed. He throws his drinks in Albert's face and almost beats him.
And now for the rest of my life I'm stuck with a memory of the word "ham-bugga"