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FM
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December 2004. Christmas party at World's Fair Marina.

 

Dr. Robby Mahadeo shows up with his boyfriend Marlon. It should be noted that both men are gym rats and as such as quite buff especially compared to our Albert. Also, dear reader, please note that they co-own a restaurant. That's also important to the story.

 

So Albert goes up to Dr. Mahadeo and just casually says to him in front of everyone "I'd like to go to your restaurant but I wouldn't know whether to order a hamburger or a ham-bugga"

 

Needless to say Dr. Marlon's boyfriend is pissed. He throws his drinks in Albert's face and almost beats him.

 

And now for the rest of my life I'm stuck with a memory of the word "ham-bugga"

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Originally Posted by Nehru:
Originally Posted by Shaitaan:
Originally Posted by Nehru:

What an interesting and intelligent story to report.  Agent Orange was used in Afghanistan???

 

i gather you didn't like my story?

Oh no, I love your story. I can read it over a and over again.

 

One thing we can all say about Albert, he was sometimes pretty funny.

 

you know, when he wasn't bullying poor defenseless illegal immigrants

FM
Originally Posted by Shaitaan:
Originally Posted by Nehru:
Originally Posted by Shaitaan:
Originally Posted by Nehru:

What an interesting and intelligent story to report.  Agent Orange was used in Afghanistan???

 

i gather you didn't like my story?

Oh no, I love your story. I can read it over a and over again.

 

One thing we can all say about Albert, he was sometimes pretty funny.

 

you know, when he wasn't bullying poor defenseless illegal immigrants

I feel sorry for his wife and children.

Nehru
Originally Posted by Nehru:
Originally Posted by Shaitaan:
Originally Posted by Nehru:
Originally Posted by Shaitaan:
Originally Posted by Nehru:

What an interesting and intelligent story to report.  Agent Orange was used in Afghanistan???

 

i gather you didn't like my story?

Oh no, I love your story. I can read it over a and over again.

 

One thing we can all say about Albert, he was sometimes pretty funny.

 

you know, when he wasn't bullying poor defenseless illegal immigrants

I feel sorry for his wife and children.

 

I do too...to an extent. To the extent that she never had a problem with his ill treatment and outright robbery of illegal immigrants. She did enjoy the sweet fruits of robbery.

FM

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