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Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
 
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
 
The man was impressed.
  
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
 
Again, the man is impressed.
 
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
 
Obviously, the man was impressed.
 
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.

And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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ksazma posted:
Amral posted:

Princess yuh still aint tell me what part of NY yuh deh gyal. I plan on been there soon.

Go for it banna. The princess seems a bit too proper. A little loosening up may do her a heck of a lot of good. You may want to first ascertain that she is not a crossdresser though

FM
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Princess Di posted:

Choosing a wife


 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.




Princess Di,

In defence of men, you have no clue on how a man's brain works because some here suspect that you are a cross dresser. Now that is out of the way, men are visual and select partners that are pleasing to them and who could fulfill their needs.

I can only speak for Indo men in North America and most are either middle class or filthy wealth. A smart woman is important and those ones pleasing to the eyes with all of the correct attributes, make up the full package.

Look at Bibi and Alena, they are intelligent and pleasing to the eyes, they are perfect examples of the full package.

Many of us chose the full package except Django who took a cow with calf. He went for a half package.

Yuji22.

FM
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yuji22 posted:
Princess Di posted:

Choosing a wife


 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.




Princess Di,

In defence of men, you have no clue on how a man's brain works because some here suspect that you are a cross dresser. Now that is out of the way, men are visual and select partners that are pleasing to them and who could fulfill their needs.

I can only speak for Indo men in North America and most are either middle class or filthy wealth. A smart woman is important and those ones pleasing to the eyes with all of the correct attributes, make up the full package.

Look at Bibi and Alena, they are intelligent and pleasing to the eyes, they are perfect examples of the full package.

Many of us chose the full package except Django who took a cow with calf. He went for a half package.

Yuji22.

Banna what really happen to you,Django got class,got wan Tamil beauty from Berbice,the ex [take note,you slow and dull t@rass] was another beauty half Tamill.Don't take my happiness and make it your distress,looks like Django stuck in you craw.

Django
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yuji22 posted:
Princess Di posted:

Choosing a wife


 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.




Princess Di,

In defence of men, you have no clue on how a man's brain works because some here suspect that you are a cross dresser. Now that is out of the way, men are visual and select partners that are pleasing to them and who could fulfill their needs.

I can only speak for Indo men in North America and most are either middle class or filthy wealth. A smart woman is important and those ones pleasing to the eyes with all of the correct attributes, make up the full package.

Look at Bibi and Alena, they are intelligent and pleasing to the eyes, they are perfect examples of the full package.

Many of us chose the full package except Django who took a cow with calf. He went for a half package.

Yuji22.

Oh my good sir Yuji22, you missed it at the headline.  Was a joke like the dumb blond jokes.  Good sir, not sure who you trying to please and why mention posters when was never intended.  Good sir Yuji22, men like many physical attributes of women but for marriage, men look for more.  Men are not stupid.  Please good sir, you totally missed it.

FM
Django posted:

Yugi22

seriously you need to avoid mentioning Posters personal life and family,regardless if they mention such on GNI,stop being an aunty man,Django has never brought any of your personnel life and family to GNI.

Samjhe

Looks like yugi getting to yuh bai, you got to stop volunteering personal information. 

FM
Drugb posted:
Django posted:

Yugi22

seriously you need to avoid mentioning Posters personal life and family,regardless if they mention such on GNI,stop being an aunty man,Django has never brought any of your personnel life and family to GNI.

Samjhe

Looks like yugi getting to yuh bai, you got to stop volunteering personal information. 

Bhai,a while back I mentioned my good heart and kindness where i started a new family life with four teenage kids [whose father deserted them] and their mother,they are all in their twenty's, I extremely happy,I am their father an no one points a finger towards me,not even their own family.

Yugi22 used that as a remark,it boggles my mind,the mindset of some members of GNI.

Political views are different we all get at each other,personnel stuff shouldn't be used to bash some one.

Django
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Django posted:
 

Bhai,a while back I mentioned my good heart and kindness where i started a new family life with four teenage kids [whose father deserted them] and their mother,they are all in their twenty's, I extremely happy,I am their father an no one points a finger towards me,not even their own family.

 

I think that is commendable.  Now you didn't say anything about loving the mother but I think you do. Giving a family a second chance is an invaluable act of kindness. See I can't do anything like this because I have been stuck to the same woman since 1984. 

FM
ksazma posted:
Django posted:
 

Bhai,a while back I mentioned my good heart and kindness where i started a new family life with four teenage kids [whose father deserted them] and their mother,they are all in their twenty's, I extremely happy,I am their father an no one points a finger towards me,not even their own family.

 

I think that is commendable.  Now you didn't say anything about loving the mother but I think you do. Giving a family a second chance is an invaluable act of kindness. See I can't do anything like this because I have been stuck to the same woman since 1984. 

Kaz,of course i do,she is an extremely kind and loving person.

Django
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yuji22 posted:
Princess Di posted:

Choosing a wife


 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.




Princess Di,

In defence of men, you have no clue on how a man's brain works because some here suspect that you are a cross dresser. Now that is out of the way, men are visual and select partners that are pleasing to them and who could fulfill their needs.

I can only speak for Indo men in North America and most are either middle class or filthy wealth. A smart woman is important and those ones pleasing to the eyes with all of the correct attributes, make up the full package.

Look at Bibi and Alena, they are intelligent and pleasing to the eyes, they are perfect examples of the full package.

Many of us chose the full package except Django who took a cow with calf. He went for a half package.

Yuji22.

This shit coming from one who calls for posters to be sent on time out and calls other posters,racist.  You are an ahole so is the other who liked your post for bringing a poster's family life into this. That is fkin low but to you and the other misfit it must feel awesome.

Even a fricken joke you guys fkup.

cain
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yuji22 posted:
Princess Di posted:

Choosing a wife


 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.




Princess Di,

In defence of men, you have no clue on how a man's brain works because some here suspect that you are a cross dresser. Now that is out of the way, men are visual and select partners that are pleasing to them and who could fulfill their needs.

I can only speak for Indo men in North America and most are either middle class or filthy wealth. A smart woman is important and those ones pleasing to the eyes with all of the correct attributes, make up the full package.

Look at Bibi and Alena, they are intelligent and pleasing to the eyes, they are perfect examples of the full package.

Many of us chose the full package except Django who took a cow with calf. He went for a half package.

Yuji22.

You truly are one miserable, brainless low life. What the ass does Django's personal life have to do with either you or the context of this thread? When people come back at you, you cry like a little girl and run and hide. You should have done us all a favor and stayed off.

GTAngler
yuji22 posted:
Princess Di posted:

Choosing a wife


 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.




Princess Di,

In defence of men, you have no clue on how a man's brain works because some here suspect that you are a cross dresser. Now that is out of the way, men are visual and select partners that are pleasing to them and who could fulfill their needs.

I can only speak for Indo men in North America and most are either middle class or filthy wealth. A smart woman is important and those ones pleasing to the eyes with all of the correct attributes, make up the full package.

Look at Bibi and Alena, they are intelligent and pleasing to the eyes, they are perfect examples of the full package.

Many of us chose the full package except Django who took a cow with calf. He went for a half package.

Yuji22.

Why do I get the feeling that you have good taste in women?

Bibi Haniffa
yuji22 posted:
Princess Di posted:

Choosing a wife


 
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 
Men are like that, you know.




Princess Di,

In defence of men, you have no clue on how a man's brain works because some here suspect that you are a cross dresser. Now that is out of the way, men are visual and select partners that are pleasing to them and who could fulfill their needs.

I can only speak for Indo men in North America and most are either middle class or filthy wealth. A smart woman is important and those ones pleasing to the eyes with all of the correct attributes, make up the full package.

Look at Bibi and Alena, they are intelligent and pleasing to the eyes, they are perfect examples of the full package.

Many of us chose the full package except Django who took a cow with calf. He went for a half package.

Yuji22.

Dear Antiman Yugi, when I start coming at you, Admin may ban me for life. You are worst than a sewerage rat. 

Mitwah

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