Such a shame I missed all these great "Guyanese" experiences like fishing for eel in the drainage trenches with my hands.

I remember fishing as in my family hiring people to fish for us. And drinking coconut water from the dude we hired to pick our coconuts and chop them open.

God Bless you.

I actually do not know how to use a cutlass. No one ever bothered to teach me.

I spent most of my Guyanese childhood playing with my duck and getting hit by my monkey

(Those sakiwinkis are quite abusive to small children)

Sounds like a zoo.

I had like 6 to 8 pets at any given time. I was easily bored as a kid. Which is why I even took up gardening to pass the time away.

start planting weed  at a young age 

I planted a little bit of everything. Including corn. I was a regular Johnny Cornseed

As long as u wern't a regular Johnny Big Seed you aright.

Yuh want de man Cobra chap