April 01/2016.
This news comes a a result of an acute shortage of fish in the corentyne river.
Exerts are rushing to investigate this shortage and possible cause.
Some are even blaming global warming. Some are even blaming the PNC.
In the meanwhile it has been reported in print media that President Jagdeo is upset that former President Rammo is joining APNU as PM. This might lead to the resignation of current PM Nakamootoo.
Paging Gil to comment on these development.
Happy April 01. Please do not be fooled by anyone today.