You mean grammar?

Abee Rass ah canecutter Bhai.

that's what I said

We get nuff teacha on GNI. A little free tutoring is not bad.  

Did you enlist D2 to do some GNI grammar policing?

But since when is English grammar part of the Guyanese language?

A salesman show up at a door, answered by a boy.

 

The man asked, are you parents at home, the boy said, my parents IS out.

The man said, where is your grammar boy. 

The boy said, my GranMa ARE out too.

 

Riff, lef abee alone no.  Abee know fe drink trench wata and ketch hassa good ah backdam. We also know how fe graze dankey and baie sheep.     

Let's not forget choke and rob. Mind you, that's so old fashioned now.

Admin yuh rass want too lash meh come from guyana and meh rass guh talk who meh feel like

Can somebody post the copycat song by tradewinds fuh dis bai

this is exactly the kind of language we don't need

http://youtu.be/87Tmr_BcENs

 

 

De man talkin bout Ray.

A Guyanese senior arrived at JFK  with some awarra.

When customs asked what they are for, she said

'You eat am first , den you  cham-am and cham-am and spit am out'.

De man na talk good, ban he bakside

- Copycats

The Tradewinds

I'm not bothered by the grammar issues per se. I'm just annoyed at the chronic usage of words to describe things or concepts that are just wrong. As well as this constant need to use "big" words in a vain and pathetic effort to add weight to an argument.

Thanks Nehru.

Dis song reminds me of a friend who spent time in NY and Toronto, now living in Essequibo.  

When he return to GY for visits and given wedding food on a  puran leaf, he always walk wid a plastic fork.

One time dem baie chase he rass out.  

In light of all ah duh should one sey carry Rass or haul yo ass

No! Absolutely not!  It's ' Please kindly relocate your buttocks'!

 

 

On a serious note i have never had issues with anyone using  rass and backside. But it is up to Admin he is in charge

Rightfully so, we need to have some discipline, enforced by the person placed in charge.  

I love using RASS on GNI. That my chosen cuss word. 

haul yuh ass

It's rass, man..it's rass...

My african friend lived in England for numbers

of years,will walk with his spoon.

It’s possible to conduct an equine quadruped to the immediate vicinity of an aqueous liquid, but bibulation cannot be induced by any coercive process.

Meh neighba went back after a long time and went to a Hindu wedding, he was served in a Pourine Leaf, deh man eat the food and leaf tellin deh people he did not realise salad does be part of the meal.

 

My Dear Sir,

 

Permit me, Your Lordship's Most Humble and Obedient Servant, to cognitively dissertate for a quantum of time. It has been brought to my attention that several hominids utilizing quill and parchment have sought to adumbrate positions most inapposite to ours held in pectore. In pursuit of cerebral terra nuovo, said speciation of hominid have appealed to Dr. Johnson's recent magnus opus on our post Norman Anglo-Germanic tongue.

this joke more old than jesus 

Why me? I have never in my 20 year here sought to correct anyone's grammar except for fun. Conscript Skeldondweeb,  he has taken upon himself the task of correcting everyone even me.

If y'oall try an' ban the word Rass you better close down GNI.

The minute they ban s k u n t, I gone

Okay Mits, dat seems right, we will go with it and get de process started. 

And you Stormy? Verbosity and pompousness? Sakawanki Parrot? 

Some of you are grammatical but illogical.