Prashad was once in college with a woman who missed her boyfriend so bad that she flew to another state to see and surprise him. When she walked in to the boyfriend's home at 2 am. He was sleeping then he awoke and took a baseball bat and put a good knock in her head.

That is the trouble with guns. Their effects are too sudden. Plus this fool is 37 years old. Why the heck he is jumping out of bushes near midnight to surprise his father in law who he must know owns a gun.

Prashad posted:

Prashad was once in college with a woman who missed her boyfriend so bad that she flew to another state to see and surprise him. When she walked in to the boyfriend's home at 2 am. He was sleeping then he awoke and took a baseball bat and put a good knock in her head.

See now, had you done the gentlemanly thing and comforted the poor woman, she mighta given you permission to dunk some crumpet and she would have been pain free, but nooo.

cain posted:

Prashad posted:

Prashad was once in college with a woman who missed her boyfriend so bad that she flew to another state to see and surprise him. When she walked in to the boyfriend's home at 2 am. He was sleeping then he awoke and took a baseball bat and put a good knock in her head.

See now, had you done the gentlemanly thing and comforted the poor woman, she mighta given you permission to dunk some crumpet and she would have been pain free, but nooo.

I don't think Prash knows how to play the field. I on the other hand have a keen eye for these situations. It was very easy for me to recognize my white sweet ohman's patacake desperate need for intense attention so I quickly and completely obliged her. I think that even with Prash's military eye, he would miss those critical signs. If the spaces of her home can talk, they would speak volumes of my actions and her sounds.

I hope this banna use a better map when calls about fires come into his station. 

What happened after fireman ordered pizza 2,300 miles away

ksazma posted:

my white sweet ohman's patacake

black skin GT refugee with self-esteem [race] issues acting out again pan GNI

what kind of feeble mindset validates self-worth with measurings like that . . . in 21^st Century America?

this now is pathology

smfh