India launches scheme to monitor toilet use

All praise to Guyana! Indo Guyanese have at least two toilets in their home!

We livin like KINGS bai!

I'm just imagining how we notice in NA people walk around here with their water bottles but that is for fresh drinking water. Imagine walking with two and forgetting which one is for batty? Batty wind up having the filtered co2 water while po you drink the crap from the tap.

So another joke about Afghan coolies you might like.

We had hundreds of Afghan workers at our base to do most of the civilian labor intensive work. We would only drink bottled water. So we extended them the same courtesy. We had running water but the water was only used for showering and shaving (not even brushing teeth) as it was considered too contaminated with chemicals for any internal use whatsoever.

These idiot coolies would take the bottled water (imported by plane from America at great cost) and use it to wash their ass after a visit to the pit latrines and dirty feet for their prayers and instead used the contaminated water for drinking purposes. The very same water we begged them not to.

After a while we just kinda gave up.

Banna, the skin is the largest organ we should not even be showering in contaminated water. Dem guys got it right.

The water was contaminated from the chemicals used to treat it. It was otherwise clean. Just not considered safe for drinking.

You're probably right though. But I doubt we could have all showered with bottled drinking water.

YOu know how much sense dat hilited rass make to me? hehehehe

LMAO LMAO

I see your point

We had like this mini water treatment plant that would pump underground water that was pretty clean, then we'd pump it full of chemicals to toxic levels, then we'd use it.

Doesn't make much sense when you see it in writing

Yu remember GMCC used to have country road rally in Guyana? One time I am speeding after Stanley Ming, and suddenly my navigator want to pee. 

We were somewhere in the middle of East Coast countryside, and my navigator was GTown girl. She saw an outhouse and ran in fast. When she come out, she tell me she see a bottle inside.

i asked her if she used it...she said, yes, she pee in the bottle and then empty it in the toilet hole.  

She made me laugh so much, I lose the damm race

LMAO LMAO

Guyana is a strange country with strange people. When I was a young boy In Guyana, I sold my (presumably) expensive bicycle because I wanted to "upgrade" to a duck. I read a story about a duck and damnit I was determined to own a fancy duck. To hell with this silly bicycle.

What the **** yu doing with s duck? Yu remind me of dem Bill stories

what Bill stories?

It was a pet duck. I loved animals as a child. Also, in a household of adults I was the only child.

I loved this animal as only a child could. And then one day, I noticed my duck missing from our yard while smelling curried duck wafering from the window of our negro neighbors. ***$king people I tell ya

You disparage Tobagonians as being nothing when compared to your fine civilization.

I am willing to bet that most Tobagonians would be astounded as to how primitive many from this "civilization" appear to be.

Over 90% of Tobagonians have indoor plumbing and the few who don't use latrines. 

Are you actually trying to stake out a position that there is no such thing as Indian Civilization?

Do you write your own history books?

The fact that some or many modern day Indians engage in arguably uncivilized behavior doesn't mean a damn thing when it comes to their status as a civilization, and a classical one at that. You are the only one I have ever heard who would even approach the position of Indian Civilization being something that is disprovable. You have less intellectual company there than a creationist.

I never once said Tobagonians are nothing. They are Anglicized Blacks. That is not some calumny. We're all Anglicized Blacks or Coolies to some significant degree. That is not an insult.

What I do know is that the contributions of India to math and science has nothing to do with the illiterate peasants who left India, and certainly nothing to do with Guyana, which trails the rest of the Caribbean in its CSEC average performance in math and English.

So why are you claiming it?  That civilization is no more relevant to contemporary Indo Guyanese than it is to Tobagonians.

The culture that was brought to Guyana was that of impoverished peasants from some of the most impoverished parts of India.  From your frequent denigration of "coolies" I suspect that this isn't a culture which you wish to be connected to.

I doan know about all of them being illiterate. Some a dem peasants had to be literate in Hindi and Urdi to perform those pujas and lead the prayers to the moon god.

This is very novel as well. Divorcing even the peasants from their own civilization. I'm pretty sure that not every Greek was a Socrates or a Solon. But we do not divorce the Greek peasant from his connection to Greek Civilization.

Almost all immigrant populations tend to be impoverished peasants from the old world, that fact does not act to divorce them from their parent culture.

The majority of the first British settlers in North America were not members of the House of Lord but largely illiterate peasants and criminals. That didn't make them less British than the British aristocrats.

I suspect, this exercise of attempting to divorce the Indentured Servants from Indian Civilization is just part of the fantasies West Indian black lefty intelligentsia need to make up so they can feel better about themselves.