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Buy a Gold-Plated Putin Phone

THE MOSCOW TIMES, JUNE 24 ---

President Vladimir Putin's jewel-encrusted likeness can now be found gracing a limited run of gold-plated iPhones, available for purchase at the princely sum of 147,000 rubles ($4,340).

Italian luxury brand Caviar's "Supremo Putin" iPhone 5S boasts an 18-karat gold exterior, the back of which features a portrait of Putin accompanied by the Russian coat of arms and the first lines of the national anthem.

Caviar's description of the phone states that Putin has become the "symbol of a new generation." The company appeals to customers' sense of national pride by pitching the flamboyant device as "the best way to express patriotism."

The new phone has propelled Putin to the ranks of Leonardo de Vinci, Mohammed Ali and Steve Jobs, whose faces have also been featured on Caviar's gold-plated iPhones.

 

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Originally Posted by Gilbakka:
Originally Posted by JB:

Mr Gilbakka we prefer to give away we money for 50 years. Not because we drink 2000USD cognac we dont give 10% we tide.  We is capitalist socialist. 

I thought a gold-plated iPhone would suit you fine.

You could call your hunky Trini boyfriend in style.

He rass only getting a regular iphone 6 when it come out Dec. 

FM

Mr Gilbakka we family pay 25 per cent business tax. We pay 35 per cent income tax. We employ people with good pay and allowance. We never miss we VAT and NIS payment. We church say we must give 10% income. We give charity. Me tell Mr Mr Skeldon_man about we 2000USD cohnac and wisky. Me know that make him envy. Little rum make him envy. Me know what make him and KishnaB aka Brian Teekah jelous. 

FM
Originally Posted by JB:

Mr Gilbakka we family pay 25 per cent business tax. We pay 35 per cent income tax. We employ people with good pay and allowance. We never miss we VAT and NIS payment. We church say we must give 10% income. We give charity. Me tell Mr Mr Skeldon_man about we 2000USD cohnac and wisky. Me know that make him envy. Little rum make him envy. Me know what make him and KishnaB aka Brian Teekah jelous. 

God bless your family, JB. You are all loyal and generous Guyanese.

FM
Originally Posted by Gilbakka:
Originally Posted by JB:

Mr Gilbakka we family pay 25 per cent business tax. We pay 35 per cent income tax. We employ people with good pay and allowance. We never miss we VAT and NIS payment. We church say we must give 10% income. We give charity. Me tell Mr Mr Skeldon_man about we 2000USD cohnac and wisky. Me know that make him envy. Little rum make him envy. Me know what make him and KishnaB aka Brian Teekah jelous. 

God bless your family, JB. You are all loyal and generous Guyanese.

Oh I can confirm, she is generous, when she gives it, she really gives it.

Nehru
Originally Posted by Nehru:
Originally Posted by Gilbakka:
Originally Posted by JB:

Mr Gilbakka we family pay 25 per cent business tax. We pay 35 per cent income tax. We employ people with good pay and allowance. We never miss we VAT and NIS payment. We church say we must give 10% income. We give charity. Me tell Mr Mr Skeldon_man about we 2000USD cohnac and wisky. Me know that make him envy. Little rum make him envy. Me know what make him and KishnaB aka Brian Teekah jelous. 

God bless your family, JB. You are all loyal and generous Guyanese.

Oh I can confirm, she is generous, when she gives it, she really gives it.

You keep dream. 

FM

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