I was first gonna use the name "yugi" but felt kinda sorry for the po bugger.
Kwame The Brown-Nose Student
(to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Kwame the brown-nose student
Tried to get a really high score
TA's would ask him questions
He would give them much much more
All of the other students
Said that Kwame was a fake
They never let poor Kwame
Join in any study break
Then one foggy finals week
Champ of de earth came to say
"Kwame, with your ass so tight,
Won't you kiss the ground tonight."
Then the champ of de earth loved him
And he shouted out with glee
"Kwame, the Brown-nose student,
You've got an A in history!"