Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your ass hole is essentially a terrorist.

How will you travel now, Nehru?

He must have eaten shit to shit that shit.

ah good dose ah senapod and salts will do the trick as well

This question always comes up when someone does a shit so appalling that it might as well not be human. We've all seen a bad shit. We've all been to a pub. We've all traveled on a bus at least once in our lives. Everybody in Britain, at some point, has had to piss at a train station. We've all lifted a toilet seat and, like Pandora's Box, stared into the abyss-like doom of someone else's medically inadvisable droppings. But the question is this: how, and more specifically why, is it possible to shit up and around the rim of a toilet and, side-question, how does one shit up a wall?

Ask me to shit up a wall and I would not know where to start. If I was trying, I do not think I could shit along a vertical pane. But there are people out there who seem to manage it on the regular. Do they go to the doctor immediately after? When you "deposit" something so forcefully that it ricochets right back out again, do you go straight to A&E and say, like, "Hello, doctor, something is very wrong with me," or do you, like, try and walk it off? Also, why does this always happen in public toilets?

Maybe Stormy knows. He knows everything, maybe even the physics of "shit splattering".

He can still travel but no Katahar Curry one week before the trip.

Bhai Ray, You deep into this shit thing.

Actually this may not be a laughing matter. This could a person suffering with IBS or Crones disease and may be fitted with a colostomy bag. This happened to my friend's son at a social gathering. He just could not literally control his bowel movements and suffered a septic shock and had to be rushed to the emergency.

Also, if you are constipated, the change in air pressure can bring on diverticulitis. You literally have no control of your bowel movements.

This is an act of terrorism. Big B forsake India Airways to fly exclusively on British Airways. I hope he was on this flight.