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July 9 2019

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by GHK Lall

I was hoping for a serious list, not necessarily an entirely new list, but one that offered names holding out some hope that the electoral challenges at hand were viewed through a wider lens. I suppose that, now it is on the record, the best will have to be done with it. And if this is the best that came out of the recent government-opposition consultation, then pessimism has to rule. I share what I think of this list of names.

There are couple of decent folks in the mix. Literally. From that eleven, there is only one or two of any authentic caliber; and in whom I would place some degree of trust. Trust is the key word demanded, and which has to emerge from what has to be the dirtiest, most thankless, most unforgiving job in the world. Yes, I have extended beyond Guyana; for the job of chair of Guyana Elections Commission (GECOM) has no positives attached, other than to serve honestly one’s country through singular dedication and invincibility of character and spirit. It begins and ends with trust.

Trust to deliver something clean; to stand strong when the passions rage; to have the personal constitution to resist overtures, pressures, threats, and own impulses. If anybody in this society thinks I am too harsh, I ask this simple question: which citizen in his right mind would ask some of them to collect his or her monthly pension pittance at the Post Office? Or to help with getting a flat tire inflated? I have only been here a few years, and yet there is so much to absorb about some of those resubmitted names that are only of money and countless skulduggery. Those who have lived here longer are in a position to offer insider knowledge. Who would want some of them near the most troubled undertaking in Guyana?

Meaning further that, in the best, (the least tempting and rewarding) of circumstances they cannot be trusted to deliver anything clean, or aboveboard, or remotely resembling the unquestionable. These are the kind of folks who would hold a bush cook and extend a cheerful invitation. Of course, the innocents really do not know until it is too late that the fowl being eaten is theirs. That is how good at the dark arts some of these nominees are and how they polished their image and craft.

And none should forget the escapades of that bunch.

On the other hand, the couple who are not unclean suffer from one malady or the other: unempowered, unsure, unsteady, unprepared, and likely unable to stand up and deliver without fear, with rare courage, and with absolute disregard for the ill-will of leaders and supporters. Again, the litmus test: in the crunch and crucible of national elections, when the passions rage on the phone, in the media, in the villages and towns and streets, and all over, is any from this cupped palmful, the one desired to be leading the charge from the foxhole of tribulation into the withering fire from all angles? I say no.

Still, there is one name that I would take a chance with from the mix. I have some doubts about fierceness and strength, not character or partisanship. Still further, I am surprised that she allowed her name to remain in this the greatest of Guyanese games; a medal for heroism should be considered right now without a single decision made as yet, or any vote counted.

How much better to sit down, and both men (two of them only) remove a single list of about six new names each from their own pockets, and pare down until down to two or three. And from there, leave to the president. Of course, it is easier to come up with six icebergs in this country than to come up with a short list of 2-3 names, who can be trusted to serve the nation’s interests. Not any party, but that of the nation. However, the real politick of Guyana knows of no such standard or value or trust (that again) that could help over the threshold of suspicion and fear (and what that promises). And that is why I see the starting point of selecting a chair is in the same place as it was a hundred years ago.

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Bibi Haniffa posted:

Is Granger’s Ocean 8 list favorable?  Why did he submit a list? Looks like he miss being opposition leader.

He is focusing for his role after the pending elections.

FM

OPINION: Coalition list is synonymous with an overflowing sewage system

 

By GHK Lall

I read the latest development in the ongoing soap opera of selecting a chair for the Guyana Elections Commission (GECOM) in the predawn hours of Tuesday.

The coalition’s list is synonymous with a sewage system. An untreated, overflowing sewage system.

I gagged. I can’t be awake; this is a nightmare, and the worst kind: one where my eyes are open and my head is still screwed on in the right place. My immediate reactions are best articulated in the raw creole street tones of Guyana. As Guyanese would say when they have choice and colorful words to utter: expressions.

The government’s list first left me in stunned amazement (this thing can’t be real; these folks are not serious); and then reduced to belly laffs; I wanted to roll around on the ground (what else is there left to do in this godforsaken country). I mean the darned process is so humorous that it reduces one to tears, with the government’s list being the latest rib-tickling, in one compulsive and convulsive laff track after another, compliments of a stable of ignorant politicians. This is Benny Hill, Monty Python, Habeeb Khan, Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy all rolled into one, with Chris Rock thrown in for good measure. My God! What a list! If anything, the government has outdone, outshone, and just plain outed the opposition with this caricature of a concoction. I am so busy laughing that I can hardly think straight; I am wondering whether to denounce or applaud.

It is as if the government’s list is intended to convey several high-volume messages. First, ‘ayuh tink ayuh stupid wid dem list dat ayuh keep pushin and shuvin in people face; den tek dis one. Tek dah!’ Second, ‘if ayuh tink ayuh hed ain good, wee own mo wuss; wusserer’, in fact. In sum, this is hardball for hardball, utter foolishness for original foolishness. I never thought I would be so glad to retreat to the safe harbor of the Queen’s English. God bless the British (and of course the Americans). I must wonder what those civilizations think of this latest exhibition of the pathetic and irredeemable insanity (high comedy) of this low society. Like dis is a real jokey country. I told someone that this is gangster territory; and the conclusion was that it is worse than such a description. Guyana is so far gone; that gangster country would be many a step up from where it is.

But enough about that; it is now time for a partial look at the list itself. Truth be told, it has something for everyone, especially hardliners, fanatics, and damn fools. Like the movie of the same name, this Guyanese political version of Butterfield 8, possesses irrefutable elements of a one-night stand. The thing cannot hold up to any scrutiny. Which cat dragged this list through the door? Remember cats have nine lives, so there is sure to be more lists of this caliber. It totters with the doddering and tottering. In that list, there are so many ancients that it makes the History Channel look like MTV. And, for the racial watchers and purists, it is almost BET. The government has matched the color scheme of the opposition. This is going mano a mano and not for the jugular, but much lower down, as in below the navel-string (more creole). It is one mess of a pepperpot and thick with flavoring.

The list sizzles with people from the PPP, no slouch itself in this department. One is bound to see immediately irrepressible extremists, and with no saving graces. There are some there who would trash it (the opposition) even before the bell rings: foul play. It would be goodbye to calculations about relevancy and validity of any list; casual dismissal of concerns about a date; the later the better. I just love the savage irony of it all: Duh fuh duh nah obeah.

Talking about love, there is hope for the PPP. Now if the party is real smart, it should know that there are those there, who have an unremitting affinity for money. To be very clear: love of money. Ha, ha! In God we trust. Forget about Bank of Guyana paper. Play cards right, and this thing can still be salvaged. On the other hand, there is in that list, a couple who could not make a decision to save their own lives, if things came to that. Yes, they are that bad; good people by Guyanese definitions, but real baaad fuh dis country and that role of Chair. If Guyana is not careful, that particular Gecom chair could become its electric chair; 30,000 volts and counting to incinerate the surges of incomparable and unprecedented national stupidity. Perhaps, it is deserving. Yes, lightning does strike. What a racket this country is. It is not a country, but a real full-blown, heavyweight racket.

I can’t wait for the next list. Careful what is asked for. Yuh want a list from de preezedent? Tek dah! Try dah fuh size. Mo comin…

Mr. GHK Lall is a Guyanese author, columnist and former financial analyst on Wall Street.

FM
Bibi Haniffa posted:

Is Granger’s Ocean 8 list favorable?  Why did he submit a list? Looks like he miss being opposition leader.

Jagdeo is playing games. Why submit a list of people who Granger already rejected?  He clearly is also playing for time, but pretending as if the blame is only Granger's.

If Jagdeo were serious he would submit a list of people who he knew that Granger wouldn't object to, but who included people who could be trusted to be ethical.

Jagdeo is suffering from the Trump disease.  He just wants to play the role of the mad emperor.  In fact like Trump, he believes in cussing down ambassadors because they don't bow to his will.

FM

CARIBNY, Granger is more like Trump. Both ignore the Constitution of their countries, refuse to follow Court orders and tell lies all the time to his base. This is not to say that sometimes, but not all the time, Jagdeo does lies.

FM

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