Two Catholic nuns left Italy to do mission work in Africa. When they returned, they were pregnant

While they are published periodically, the "Miracles" most likely occur on a frequent basis.

That is good news. A straight priest.

Dem nuns nah tek leff!!

You fellas notice Caribj has been missing from the board lately. The man has been busy.

Oh rass you right bai. All dis time you thought the banna wasn't getting any meanwhile the  man busy gettin nun.

The carib hiding out from the Pope. He mess with the Pope ladies.

These nuns are only human, and although they are suppose to remain chaste the urge to co mingle is always there. They must have been very deep in the jungle where condoms weren't available since its plain to see they were riding bareback.

God impregnated them as he did with Mary by inserting the holy pole in the holy hole.  

It could a rare case of parthenogenesis.

I am still trying to decode the meaning as to why God said to his disciples to go forth and multiply and fill the earth. This has happened after two naked people were snapped out of their sacred purpose of life and became sinners. Yet, God never said to have sex. So, I have been trying parthenogenesis all my life but it never works.  

Ping Pang works best

Prince posted:

I am still trying to decode the meaning as to why God said to his disciples to go forth and multiply and fill the earth.

This has happened after two naked people were snapped out of their sacred purpose of life and became sinners.

Yet, God never said to have sex.

Probably happened when Princess joined with odda wan.

Nehru posted:

Ping Pang works best

I want you to play some hot, sizzling songs tomorrow to put me in the mood because I am trying to fulfill what God has intended me to do. If I can't complete my mission, I would be a shame to see him upon entering heaven. Leave me a note if you wish to convey a message to him.   How many wives do you want, etc? 

Nehru bhai contact Tola to help Prince out... he’s under some distress. 

Prince posted:

I am still trying to decode the meaning as to why God said to his disciples to go forth and multiply and fill the earth. This has happened after two naked people were snapped out of their sacred purpose of life and became sinners. Yet, God never said to have sex. So, I have been trying parthenogenesis all my life but it never works.  

No wonder yuh skont suh miserable!!!  You listen god too much.  Sometimes guh with satan!