Foreign Guests and First Time Guyanan Visitors,
Please do not be alarmed by our staff's many quaint customs. Ever so often our staff will feel a native urge to yank your jewelry off your personage, usually your neck. This may be distressing at first. However, please be assured that this is just the natives expressing their friendship and customary tribal approach to communal property (which in this case includes gold chains and necklaces). The natives call this custom "Choke an Raab." Please feel free to share this experience with your friends, family, and colleagues back in whitelandia that you were "Choked an Raabed" in the viscinity of the Amazon.
Another quaint local custom you are likely to experience is around 2am when staff will randomly be kicking down the doors of guests. Again, do not be alarmed. This is another friendly custom of the natives. They are simply adding to your Guyanan Experience. The authenticity will leave you breathless. Guests with pacemakers and other cardiac issues are advised to take out medivac insurance. Please see your hotel welcome kit for our preferred carrier.