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Foreign Guests and First Time Guyanan Visitors,

 

Please do not be alarmed by our staff's many quaint customs. Ever so often our staff will feel a native urge to yank your jewelry off your personage, usually your neck. This may be distressing at first. However, please be assured that this is just the natives expressing their friendship and customary tribal approach to communal property (which in this case includes gold chains and necklaces). The natives call this custom "Choke an Raab." Please feel free to share this experience with your friends, family, and colleagues back in whitelandia that you were "Choked an Raabed" in the viscinity of the Amazon.

 

Another quaint local custom you are likely to experience is around 2am when staff will randomly be kicking down the doors of guests. Again, do not be alarmed. This is another friendly custom of the natives. They are simply adding to your Guyanan Experience. The authenticity will leave you breathless. Guests with pacemakers and other cardiac issues are advised to take out medivac insurance. Please see your hotel welcome kit for our preferred carrier.

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Originally Posted by Shaitaan:

Foreign Guests and First Time Guyanan Visitors,

 

Please do not be alarmed by our staff's many quaint customs. Ever so often our staff will feel a native urge to yank your jewelry off your personage, usually your neck. This may be distressing at first. However, please be assured that this is just the natives expressing their friendship and customary tribal approach to communal property (which in this case includes gold chains and necklaces). The natives call this custom "Choke an Raab." Please feel free to share this experience with your friends, family, and colleagues back in whitelandia that you were "Choked an Raabed" in the viscinity of the Amazon.

 

Another quaint local custom you are likely to experience is around 2am when staff will randomly be kicking down the doors of guests. Again, do not be alarmed. This is another friendly custom of the natives. They are simply adding to your Guyanan Experience. The authenticity will leave you breathless. Guests with pacemakers and other cardiac issues are advised to take out medivac insurance. Please see your hotel welcome kit for our preferred carrier.

Sheik101
Originally Posted by caribny:
Originally Posted by Shaitaan:

. Please see your hotel welcome kit for our preferred carrier.

Dynamic Air.  Their flights depart when they feel like flying.  But of course guests wouldnt mind an extra week in GY if Dynamic's planes feel like checking into the plane hospital.

 

LMAO

 

"Dynamic Airways....We flies when we feels like um"

FM
Originally Posted by Jay Bharrat:

Very funny!

 

OK, the Bharriott is now ours.  We have to make our money back, so you have to big up Guyana. The Coalition may sell common stocks and shares in the Bharriott when they take over.


No.  They will sell it out right.  No need to encumber the taxpayers with liability to repay the loans.  Marriott will do fine.  Pegasus might survive.  Others will shut down.  So a buyer will be found. 

 

Maybe the Pegasus owner will see the writing on the wall and buy it, but he will have to offer better service than he currently does at Pegasus.  Marriott will demand it or exit.

FM
Originally Posted by caribny:
Originally Posted by Jay Bharrat:

Very funny!

 

OK, the Bharriott is now ours.  We have to make our money back, so you have to big up Guyana. The Coalition may sell common stocks and shares in the Bharriott when they take over.


No.  They will sell it out right.  No need to encumber the taxpayers with liability to repay the loans.  Marriott will do fine.  Pegasus might survive.  Others will shut down.  So a buyer will be found. 

 

Maybe the Pegasus owner will see the writing on the wall and buy it, but he will have to offer better service than he currently does at Pegasus.  Marriott will demand it or exit.

Have u stayed at the Pegasus?

S

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