Soulja Bai come, flooding done
Rain fall bucket a drop Tuesday night. When Wednesday morning come de rain still falling. Dem boys couldn’t understand how de rain refuse to stop and that was when a man decide to light he sister house afire.
And fuh all de rain de house still bun down but that wasn’t nutten. Dem boys seh that it look like if de water affect Jagdeo because he had to go out and eat. He couldn’t eat home. One man suggest that he cooking gas run out. Anyhow he didn’t cook in he house.
But even before that Soulja Bai organize a prayer session. He seh that rain chase in State House and rain gun keep he government alive. And was true. Last year this time after he win de elections de Creatah send down showers to wash away all de evil that Jagdeo and Donald lef behind.
It rain so much that water nearly carry away Soulja Bai. That morning he roll off he bed. De security hear he holler and then he choke. That was when he drink some flood water. Yesterday morning he tek de rain because he seh it was blessing. People join him and by de time de session done people realize that something good happen. Nowhere ain’t flood.
That is another thing that had Jagdeo pun de road. He drive all round Georgetown looking fuh see wheh flood and he cuss.
He go into Oasis Café and he complain how when he was president rain use to flood de city. He seh that he spend $1 billion fuh clean up de city and stop flooding and flooding didn’t end. Now that he out de place rain falling more hard and nowhere ain’t even holding water.
He people had to be thiefing de money, like if he didn’t know.
Talk half and watch how times really change.