LAST NIGHT AT THEIR FINAL CABINET MEETING, Bharat instructed all Ministers to go to their office today and shred all incriminating documents.

Meekly Robert Pearsad and Irfani ALI BABA Ali said they did this 2 weeks ago.

While the meeting was in progress, Uncle Donald DOZED OFF and even snored.

Anyone who has a family member who guarding the Government Ministries, look out and advise the APNUAFC as to any late night work by the Ministerial Secretariat.

Call:

223-2957

Georgie, we need more creativity and humor. Let me give it a go.

We regret to announce the passing of the PPP. It died after 16 years of convulsing with corruption, cronyism and bastardizing the rule of law. There was no antidote after the Nagamootoo vaccine was not used.

The PPP, this PPP, was the son of Bharat Jagdeo, the father of incompetence, the brother of Shady Deals, and relative of many Poisons.

The funeral of the PPP will take place on Monday May 11, 2015 at the hands of the Guyanese voters. Prayers will be offered by Nehru, baseman, Rev, Conscience, D_G, and many others in the land of GNI.

Y'all fill in the rest.

ah hear he even cut a few rasberries.