All alyuh gon come back, tail between your legs and say "baseman was right".  Baseman is a lap ahead of the crowd.

yaaaaaaaaawnnnn . . . yuh turning into a low-rent drugB now; down to referring to yourself in the 3rd person in a feeble reach fuh 'status'

never thought that level of emptiness was possible . . . but here we are

Again, it is very sad indeed...

Is who dead?

That tiny spec in BaseBoard's head that science would call infected brains

Being proud of mediocrity means your personal benchmark is that of a "loser".

The human race..