A man returned home and found his wife beneath another man in his bedroom. He shot the wife dead.

In court he pleaded guilty to murder. Before sentencing, the judge asked him: "Why did you shoot your wife but not the man on top of your wife?" 

"Your Honour, if I had shot that man I would have had to shoot a man every week."

Heheheeee

Man complained to his wife, "woman, doan juss lie there, move the punnany around, otherwise, I will be getting into another woman." 

The woman replied, "if yuh were an inch longer yuh would be getting into something new right here."

All this sex talk is healthy in the morning, the only problem is I cant get up from my desk, it will be embarrasing