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CROW   DEATHS
                                                                       

Researchers for the   Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater   Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian   Flu.

A Bird Pathologist   examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed   the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death   appeared to be vehicular impacts.

  However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of   paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing these   paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by   impact with trucks, while only 2% were
  killed by an impact with a car.
 
  MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a   cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
  The Ornithological Behaviourist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that   while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one   could shout "Truck."

Absolutely   amazing!