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HOPE YOUR MAMA THOUGHT YOU ALL THE GREAT STUFF MY MAMA THOUGHT ME:
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Chile, just wait till we get home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You gun get a good cut rass when we get home!"
3.My Mother taught me about GENETICS. "Yu jus' like yu corhee fadda".
4. My Mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If yu run cross de road an' a car lick yu rass dung, a goin' kill yu wid licks."
5. My Mother taught me THE VALUE OF EDUCATION. "If yuh doh go to school, yuh go be a tief man or nack about' picken up battle."
6.My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT. "Come an' tek yu beatin' like a man."
7. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD. "Is not one time monkey goin' want wife"
8. My Mother taught me ESP. "Yu tink a don't know what yu up to nuh?"
9. My Mother taught me about SEX. "Yu tink yuh rass jus drap from a coconut tree?"
10.My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE. "When yu get to be as ol' as me, yu will understan'."
11.And my all time favorite... My Mother on JUSTICE. "One day wen yu have pickney, a hope dem treat yu de same way yu treat me.