1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for
being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.
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2. If you have to get your parentsβ permission to go on a field trip or take an
aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.
3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy
liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.
4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.
5. If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce
soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by idiots.
6. If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.
7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of
dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.
8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of grade school for saying his
teacherβs βcute,β but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade
school is perfectly acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots.
9. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government
intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones, you live in a country run by idiots.
10. If the governmentβs plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize
NOT working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but canβt find work, you live in a country run by idiots.
11. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more βsafeβ
according to the government, you live in a
country run by idiots.
Rev, do Gilbakka a favor nuh.
Tell me which book or magazine you does crib dese things from.
I just check ESQUIRE magazine because they usually run some similar points-trivia, but the current issue ent gat what you post.
Help me out nuh.
I won't post no new thread likewise.
I just want a heads-up.
Rev, do Gilbakka a favor nuh.
Tell me which book or magazine you does crib dese things from.
Bwoy Gilbakka:
* Rev started reading Readers Digest since he was 10 years old. You know how many thousands of tidbits I collect over the years.
Rev
ARRITE!
* Here is a useful lesson you can learn from this BORING thread.
* NEVER LET AN IDIOT RUIN YOUR DAY.
* No matter how good a person you are, there will always be some IDIOT criticizing you.
* PUT THEM ON IGNORE.
Rev
Rev, do Gilbakka a favor nuh.
Tell me which book or magazine you does crib dese things from.
Bwoy Gilbakka:
* Rev started reading Readers Digest since he was 10 years old. You know how many thousands of tidbits I collect over the years.
Rev
Thank you, sir.
My uncle used to subscribe to the Readers Digest in Guyana in the early 1960s. When I left school and got a job I subscribed too and paid for gift subscriptions to some girlfriends.
But, around 1974 Dear Papa Burnham said the oil crisis ate up Guyana's foreign exchange so I couldn't pay for RD anymore.
When I came to Canada 18 years ago I started a new subscription. That was when my problems with Readers Digest began. They filled my mailbox with all kinds of "special offers." And, boy, was I a sucker!
I bought Readers Digest music CDs, condensed books, watches and what not. I took out gift subscriptions for my Greek landlord and my Lithuanian boss at work.
By year's end, when I tallied my cheque stubs, Readers Digest had already grabbed CAD$1,900 from me.
To sober myself up, I bought a bottle Jack Daniels No. 7 and resolved not to give Readers Digest one penny more.
I got so sick with myself I don't even read Readers Digest online for free.
But I don't blame RD. I blame ME.
By year's end, when I tallied my cheque stubs, Readers Digest had already grabbed CAD$1,900 from me.
To sober myself up, I bought a bottle Jack Daniels No. 7 and resolved not to give Readers Digest one penny more.
ha ha ha ha ha
* Thanks for the laugh Gilbakka. You always have an interesting story to share.
Rev
watch FOX news and read the NY Post, yuh know it run by idiots
pay an arm and a leg for higher education, yuh know it run by idiots
watch FOX news and read the NY Post, yuh know it run by idiots
* Hey! Watch it Raymond. The New York Post is the Rev's favorite newspaper.LOL
Rev
1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for
being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.
You are a royal ass. The compartmentalization of the implementation of laws so because of privacy concerns among other thing. No quack in the hunting and fishing enforcement need to have access to that depth. It makes for abuse. He or she needs to be concerned with what is his jurisdiction.
2. If you have to get your parentsβ permission to go on a field trip or take an
aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.
Here again, the permission for the aspirin or trip is withing the purview of the parents over whom the authority of the child exists. There are laws regulating abortions and minors without their parents consent. Every state is different; some requiring one parent or both or that the teen get an exemption from a judge.
3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy
liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.
Man you picked these crap up from some right wing forum
watch FOX news and read the NY Post, yuh know it run by idiots
I started answering them but realized it is right wing bilge
You are a royal ass.
* Short man Leslie, you said you're 5ft 6", why you always have to be so peevish and cantankerous ?
* Listen Stormborn! The Rev is a classy guy and in future I expect you to be mannerly and polite when you post on any of my threads. Keep your crude and ghetto like behavior for GNI POLITICAL.
* LOOK! YOU CAN SURELY IMPROVE YOUR MANNERS STORMY BUT SADLY YOU WILL FOREVER REMAIN A SHORTY.LOL
Rev
rev stop being a idiot
rev stop being a idiot
warrior:
* The Rev will have to refer you to the Grammar monster for a lesson in using a and an.
CHECK:
Use an before a word that starts with a vowel sound. If it does not start with a vowel sound, use a. For example:
* A gentleman(like the Rev).
* An IDIOT like ???
The key word here is sound. It is not a question of whether the word starts with a vowel. It is a question of whether it starts with a vowel sound
* If you are a gentleman warrior you will say "Thanks Rev". If you're an idiot you will cuss and be vulgar. The choice is yours.
Rev
rev stop being a idiot
warrior:
* The Rev will have to refer you to the Grammar monster for a lesson in using a and an.
CHECK:
Use an before a word that starts with a vowel sound. If it does not start with a vowel sound, use a. For example:
* A gentleman(like the Rev).
* An IDIOT like ???
The key word here is sound. It is not a question of whether the word starts with a vowel. It is a question of whether it starts with a vowel sound
* If you are a gentleman warrior you will say "Thanks Rev". If you're an idiot you will cuss and be vulgar. The choice is yours.
Rev
i will stay silent.if you have any love for the brother go find a job
rev stop being a idiot
warrior:
* The Rev will have to refer you to the Grammar monster for a lesson in using a and an.
CHECK:
Use an before a word that starts with a vowel sound. If it does not start with a vowel sound, use a. For example:
* A gentleman(like the Rev).
* An IDIOT like ???
The key word here is sound. It is not a question of whether the word starts with a vowel. It is a question of whether it starts with a vowel sound
* If you are a gentleman warrior you will say "Thanks Rev". If you're an idiot you will cuss and be vulgar. The choice is yours.
Rev
on second though go ***** yourself
i will stay silent.
* You have surprised me. I am most impressed by your newfound mannerliness. Keep up the good work.
Rev
i will stay silent.
* You have surprised me. I am most impressed by your newfound mannerliness. Keep up the good work.
Rev
if i turn good i will never get into the ppp party
You are a royal ass.
* Short man Leslie, you said you're 5ft 6", why you always have to be so peevish and cantankerous ?
* Listen Stormborn! The Rev is a classy guy and in future I expect you to be mannerly and polite when you post on any of my threads. Keep your crude and ghetto like behavior for GNI POLITICAL.
* LOOK! YOU CAN SURELY IMPROVE YOUR MANNERS STORMY BUT SADLY YOU WILL FOREVER REMAIN A SHORTY.LOL
Rev
I do not know there was ever a tall genius...maybe Aquinas or John Hunter or Maxwell but not very many others. But short or tall you are still a shallow, pretentious, air headed, ninny.
I do not know there was ever a tall genius...
Storm:
* So you fancy yourself to be a genius, huh ?LOL
* Well, if madness is a form of genius, then you are definitely a genius Storm bai.
* OK Leslie!
* I don't want to read any long-winded, convoluted bullshit from you. Just give me the answer. Any grade 8 math student would solve that.
Rev
I do not know there was ever a tall genius...
Storm:
* So you fancy yourself to be a genius, huh ?LOL
* Well, if madness is a form of genius, then you are definitely a genius Storm bai.
* OK Leslie!
* I don't want to read any long-winded, convoluted bullshit from you. Just give me the answer. Any grade 8 math student would solve that.
Rev
The last number is the sum of the two on the left side and the preceding one the difference between the two on the left side.
What's so difficult about this?
I do not know there was ever a tall genius...
Storm:
* So you fancy yourself to be a genius, huh ?LOL
* Well, if madness is a form of genius, then you are definitely a genius Storm bai.
* OK Leslie!
* I don't want to read any long-winded, convoluted bullshit from you. Just give me the answer. Any grade 8 math student would solve that.
Rev
The last number is the sum of the two on the left side and the preceding one the difference between the two on the left side.
What's so difficult about this?
Damn he is 410 lbs.
* Thanks Mars and Mitwah for helping Stormy with his grade 8 math problem.
* By the way Mars, I specifically stated it was a Grade 8 math problem.
* But I was testing the "genius" Stormborn to see if he went past grade 8.lol
Rev
Rev, do Gilbakka a favor nuh.
Tell me which book or magazine you does crib dese things from.
Bwoy Gilbakka:
* Rev started reading Readers Digest since he was 10 years old. You know how many thousands of tidbits I collect over the years.
Rev
Thank you, sir.
My uncle used to subscribe to the Readers Digest in Guyana in the early 1960s. When I left school and got a job I subscribed too and paid for gift subscriptions to some girlfriends.
But, around 1974 Dear Papa Burnham said the oil crisis ate up Guyana's foreign exchange so I couldn't pay for RD anymore.
When I came to Canada 18 years ago I started a new subscription. That was when my problems with Readers Digest began. They filled my mailbox with all kinds of "special offers." And, boy, was I a sucker!
I bought Readers Digest music CDs, condensed books, watches and what not. I took out gift subscriptions for my Greek landlord and my Lithuanian boss at work.
By year's end, when I tallied my cheque stubs, Readers Digest had already grabbed CAD$1,900 from me.
To sober myself up, I bought a bottle Jack Daniels No. 7 and resolved not to give Readers Digest one penny more.
I got so sick with myself I don't even read Readers Digest online for free.
But I don't blame RD. I blame ME.
Gil
Did you buy any Readers Digest records (LP) ?
Rev, do Gilbakka a favor nuh.
Tell me which book or magazine you does crib dese things from.
Bwoy Gilbakka:
* Rev started reading Readers Digest since he was 10 years old. You know how many thousands of tidbits I collect over the years.
Rev
Thank you, sir.
My uncle used to subscribe to the Readers Digest in Guyana in the early 1960s. When I left school and got a job I subscribed too and paid for gift subscriptions to some girlfriends.
But, around 1974 Dear Papa Burnham said the oil crisis ate up Guyana's foreign exchange so I couldn't pay for RD anymore.
When I came to Canada 18 years ago I started a new subscription. That was when my problems with Readers Digest began. They filled my mailbox with all kinds of "special offers." And, boy, was I a sucker!
I bought Readers Digest music CDs, condensed books, watches and what not. I took out gift subscriptions for my Greek landlord and my Lithuanian boss at work.
By year's end, when I tallied my cheque stubs, Readers Digest had already grabbed CAD$1,900 from me.
To sober myself up, I bought a bottle Jack Daniels No. 7 and resolved not to give Readers Digest one penny more.
I got so sick with myself I don't even read Readers Digest online for free.
But I don't blame RD. I blame ME.
Gil
Did you buy any Readers Digest records (LP) ?
Not in Guyana. And when I came here I followed the CD trend. Now, those Readers Digest are gathering dust as I play the MP3 and online YouTube versions.
I do not know there was ever a tall genius...
Storm:
* So you fancy yourself to be a genius, huh ?LOL
* Well, if madness is a form of genius, then you are definitely a genius Storm bai.
* OK Leslie!
* I don't want to read any long-winded, convoluted bullshit from you. Just give me the answer. Any grade 8 math student would solve that.
Rev
you have to be joking! at least Drub devised an algorithm to test me. You had to be your usual stupid self and pretend mathematics is about meaningless pattern recognition.
Little Revie!!! Only a man of your highly intellectual caliber could bring dem hard hard questions bai... and only your frend Anta could come up wid the answer... FOUR HUNDRED AND TEN!! Ah right??? Is good ting I know people like you bai and ah get lil smart.