The nurse walked into Room 203 B and greeted Mr. Douglas, but he just grunted a hello, Nurse said, "what is the matter, Mr. Douglas?" He replied, My Private died last night. She attempted to cheer him up and then left the room. Later the nurse saw Mr. Do...uglas walking down the hallway with his fly opened and his private hanging and dangling. She pulled him aside ans said, Mr. Douglas your private is exposed! He promptly retorted, "I told you that my Private died last night, well, today is the VIEWING!