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Originally posted by bird:
A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"



The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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Originally posted by warrior:

quote:

Originally posted by bird:
A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

that is one thing all the women in the world have in common

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Originally posted by Tola:

quote:

Originally posted by warrior:

quote:

Originally posted by bird:
A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

that is one thing all the women in the world have in common

So true. Me Pa work hard all day, all de man wanted at the end of the day was to bathe, have a drink, eat dinner and go to bed.
But de old woman will nag de man about drinking at home and drive him to the rumshop, where he will have more than one drink with friends and come home late. Lill was a good man.