An Irish Mother in Law's explanation | Guyana Community Discussion Forums

Topics

cain

Follow

GREAT EXPLANATION, JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my
Wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get
Home and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean,
Naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the
End of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There
Is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately
And find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation she never got your E-mail!"

Replies sorted oldest to newest

Former Member

Originally Posted by cain:

GREAT EXPLANATION, JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my
Wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get
Home and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean,
Naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the
End of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There
Is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately
And find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation she never got your E-mail!"

Cainsta: Are you sure you are not writing this from personal experience? Have you changed the names to protect the family? LOL

Former Member

What does the Irish call outdoor furniture?

3/29/1410:17 AM

cainTired old hippie

Go for it kaz let's hear.

cainTired old hippie

Originally Posted by chameli:

Cainstah, how de move going my fren?

The next two weeks I'll be busy with it.

cainTired old hippie

Originally Posted by skeldon_man:

Originally Posted by cain:

GREAT EXPLANATION, JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my
Wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get
Home and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean,
Naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the
End of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There
Is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately
And find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation she never got your E-mail!"

Cainsta: Are you sure you are not writing this from personal experience? Have you changed the names to protect the family? LOL

Nahhh banna, I doan go on fishin trips.

Former Member

Originally Posted by cain:

Go for it kaz let's hear.

Pati-O-furniture. Ok, I agree. It is dumb compared to yours.

Former Member

Originally Posted by cain:

Nahhh banna, I doan go on fishin trips.

Whah wrang wid yuh bai. I love tuh fish. We gaffo get de Rev tuh lesson yuh.

Former Member

Originally Posted by ksazma:

Originally Posted by cain:

Nahhh banna, I doan go on fishin trips.

Whah wrang wid yuh bai. I love tuh fish. We gaffo get de Rev tuh lesson yuh.

Bai fishing and hunting: All spring, summer and fall. Can't get enough of them.

Add Reply

Sign In To Reply

<div id="{%=id%}" class="reveal-modal small h-alert-modal-popup" data-reveal>
    <div class="first-modal-focus focus-utility-element" tabindex="0" aria-label="Inside Modal"></div>

<h4 id="{%=id%}_title" class="margin-bottom-10 popup-title"></h4>
    <div id="{%=id%}_body" class="margin-bottom-10 popup-body">
        </div>

<ul id="{%=id%}ButtonGroup" class="button-group h-popup-buttons even-button-group even-1">
    <li id="{%=id%}Okay_buttonContainer"><a id="{%=id%}Okay" href="javascript:void(0);" class="button success no-margin-bottom h-alert-modal-ok-button" role="button">OK</a><script type="text/javascript">
        (function() {
            function {%=id%}Okay_click(event, data) {
            {%=id%}Popup.hide();
        }
        
                $('#{%=id%}Okay').on('click', {%=id%}Okay_click);
        })();
    </script></li></ul><a href="javascript:void(0);" class="close-reveal-modal" aria-label="Close Modal">&#215;</a><div class="last-modal-focus focus-utility-element" tabindex="0"></div>
</div>
<script type="text/javascript">
        (function() {
            {%=id%}Popup = new SS.Popup.ModalPopup('{%=id%}');
        })();
    </script>