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Another 50 Shades of Grey


He was in blissful ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as he enjoyed the moment.
His wife moved forwards, then backwards, forwards, then backwardsagain and againand again…
Back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, ever so slowly…
Gently trying to draw in and use every inch…

Her heart was pounding, pounding that she felt it would burst from her chest...
Her face was flushed... she was dripping with perspiration…
Then she moaned, oh. so softly at first, then she began to groan louder and louder and louder.
Till finally and totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream, a scream that shook him to the very core…
Then she shuddered to a sudden halt.

Her whole body was taut and stretched her face like crimson, finally gasping for every breath she said:

"OK!, OK! So I CAN'T parallel park the flipping car!!!"

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Originally Posted by cain:

Another 50 Shades of Grey


He was in blissful ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as he enjoyed the moment.
His wife moved forwards, then backwards, forwards, then backwardsagain and againand again…
Back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, ever so slowly…
Gently trying to draw in and use every inch…

Her heart was pounding, pounding that she felt it would burst from her chest...
Her face was flushed... she was dripping with perspiration…
Then she moaned, oh. so softly at first, then she began to groan louder and louder and louder.
Till finally and totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream, a scream that shook him to the very core…
Then she shuddered to a sudden halt.

Her whole body was taut and stretched her face like crimson, finally gasping for every breath she said:

"OK!, OK! So I CAN'T parallel park the flipping car!!!"

Fine with me. She doesn't have to be perfect. As long as she can somewhat drive forward or back in, she will be alright.

FM

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