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A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach one day when three gorgeous blonde women approach him.

The first one stops, leans over him and asks, "Have you ever been hugged?"
He replies that no, he hasn't, so she leans over and presses her awesome cleavage against him.

The second one asks, "Have you ever been kissed?"
He replies that no, he hasn't, so she leans over and sticks her soft tongue between his lips.

Then the third one asks, "Have you ever been Screwed?"
Smiling, he says no and the woman replies "Well, you will be. The tide's coming in

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