A man who stayed a virgin until the age 34 has become a father of 82 in the space of just nine years and he has another ten children on the way.
Dutchman Ed Houben, 42, sleeps with around 15 childless women a month in a bid to make their quests to become mothers a reality.
He is understood to be the most prolific professional babymaker in the world - and what he does is all legal.
Personal services: Dutcham Ed Houben has fathered 82 children since becoming a professional baby maker
He has sown his seed around the globe but usually waits for women to come to him these days at his home in Maastricht, although he still makes exceptions if his partners are entering a particularly fertile period. Provided they pay his travelling expenses and accommodation.
he will get two sweetness on one pum-pum.