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FM
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A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter's wife awakened to find her mother gone.

She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman..

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight.

The mother-in-law was standing face to face with a ferocious lion.

"What are we going to do?" his horrified wife asked.

"Nothing," her husband replied, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

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Thanks Birdman, you rass get me in big trouble...

Me print did joke and show it to me wife at the dinner table, de inquisitive MIL want to see it too.
Afterwards she said " Sunita, if you call dis man a husband, me cutting you off me will'.

Rass Bird, she rich, now me gun have to ask fa forgivenss. But de worst part, when me say a person name Bird give me, me know me kok duk fa sure.
Tola
Got to love older people!

While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica .
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting
sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you were better looking it would lift itself."
FM

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