OK Folks!
Today we'll take a peek into the women's book of wisdom.
The topic is:
BOYS BECOME MEN WHEN THEY...
OK Folks!
Today we'll take a peek into the women's book of wisdom.
The topic is:
BOYS BECOME MEN WHEN THEY...
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1. Follow you when you walk out.
2. Call you back when you hang up
3. Hug you when you punch him.
4. Kiss you when you nag.
5. Watch chick flicks with you and don't complain.
6. Tolerate your crying over love stories.
7. Hand you the remote control when you look at TV together
8. Pass booze nights just to listen to your ranting.
9. Don't flare up when you give car directions.
10. Say "I'm sorry" when they are wrong.
HA HA HA HA HA
The Rev would like some honesty here.
QUESTION:
In the history of planet earth, in the history of civilization, has any boy every graduated into becoming a man ?
What do you folks have to say ?
Rev
I thru 10 would make for a perfect man.....he ain't exist
I thru 10 would make for a perfect man.....he ain't exist
OK! You are right! There is no such thing as a perfect man---and there is also no such thing as the perfect woman---we are all imperfect people.
But let's play a game.
* Let's assume there exists men who satisfy 1 thru 10 above.
* Now, if you Riya had to choose between a man who satisfies 1 thru 10 above--and a man who looks at you every day like it's the first time he saw you.
WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY ?
Rev
I don't know......1 -10 sounds like a meek man and all honesty very dull.
i don't want a man like that. When will I get to argue?
I don't know......1 -10 sounds like a meek man and all honesty very dull.
i don't want a man like that. When will I get to argue?
Congrats Riya! You may not be a perfect woman, no woman is. But you are a real woman---every real woman feels the same way as you do.
Real women don't want wimpy, wussy, needy, desperate men who are trying to please them endlessly---such men bore women.
Real women actually like to be challenged now and them---of course they want to be respected---even when challenged.
And yes! Every woman deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her---such a man will never be boring---actually such a man is usually adventurous---and if he is a tad mysterious---the more exciting the relationship.
REAL WOMEN LIKE MYSTERY---ADVENTURE---NEWNESS---and a little argument/disagreement now and then----they love to be challenged.
Once again, congrats Riya!
YOU ARE A REAL WOMAN!
Rev
PS. Hope kari doesn't show up and start yelling about this being some girlie thread.hahaha
2. Call you back when you hang up
Most don't they know is time for a real 'busing'.
You all make me had a good laugh this early Morning . thanks
when they start peeing fraff
when they start peeing fraff
when they start peeing fraff
That's the thing with men---they are like Brudda---all they care about or think about is their "peeing" organ or mechanism---Brudda is now peeing fraff---he is now a man---no longer a boy.hahahahahaha
Rev
Congrats Riya! You may not be a perfect woman, no woman is. But you are a real woman---every real woman feels the same way as you do.
Real women don't want wimpy, wussy, needy, desperate men who are trying to please them endlessly---such men bore women.
Real women actually like to be challenged now and them---of course they want to be respected---even when challenged.
And yes! Every woman deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her---such a man will never be boring---actually such a man is usually adventurous---and if he is a tad mysterious---the more exciting the relationship.
REAL WOMEN LIKE MYSTERY---ADVENTURE---NEWNESS---and a little argument/disagreement now and then----they love to be challenged.
Once again, congrats Riya!
YOU ARE A REAL WOMAN!
Rev
PS. Hope kari doesn't show up and start yelling about this being some girlie thread.hahaha
Why thank you, kind sir!
someone once told me I'm imperfectly perfect (whatever that means ) making me a real woman. I can't argue with that
Oh crap......mo antiman runnings.....
GNI gone soffffft
Oh crap......mo antiman runnings.....
GNI gone soffffft
U cannot be Kari. What changes have come over you?
Rev, that 's quite a list from The Rev's Book of Wisdom. Sissy Rev, how many of your boy friends did from 1 thru 10?
Why thank you, kind sir!
someone once told me I'm imperfectly perfect (whatever that means ) making me a real woman. I can't argue with that
Riya:
That's a nice oxymoron---I like it---"imperfectly perfect".
If it's your husband who showered you with that compliment---keep him.
If it's someone else---your husband may need to worry.lol
Anyway, whoever said it---What he meant was you are perfectly fine being imperfect---and he finds even your flaws beautiful.lol
Rev
PS. I notice some of the troublemakers in political have showed up---I guess they miss the Rev tormenting and terrorizing them in political.hahaha
Dis is a real gurly thread ah tell allyuh......Ah cud feel the warm runnings oozing from all of Rev's threads....mo antiman runnings.....lemme see this muss be de 11th time ah saying so....real pattacks postings hey ah tell yuh. We need Pavi to mek these threads mo manly....
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