Breasts squeezing is good

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Woman squeezing her own breasts [© emre ogan/Getty Images)

Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world. [Source]

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PrashadSenior Member

I got to tell my girl about this.

6/2/136:57 PM

Former Member

I will take Nehru on a breast squeezing campaign on liberty avenue to spread the word around. He will love the idea.

6/2/137:01 PM

NehruBig Mouth Member

Originally Posted by Cobra:

I will take Nehru on a breast squeezing campaign on liberty avenue to spread the word around. He will love the idea.

AS long as I am doing the squeezing. Caution, small sizes ONLY.

6/2/138:14 PM

ChiefSenior Member

Originally Posted by Cobra:

I will take Nehru on a breast squeezing campaign on liberty avenue to spread the word around. He will love the idea.

B ecareful now. I will hate to see nEHRU GET INTO TROUBLE.

6/2/139:51 PM

cainTired old hippie

Since this story broke, I've had this tired feeling in my hands.

6/3/135:50 PM

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