One time I had a feeling like my left nut was being pinched and was told it might have been spirits, some a dem wicked no ass banna.

cain posted:

One time I had a feeling like my left nut was being pinched and was told it might have been spirits, some a dem wicked no ass banna.

When mine is pinched I move it to retain blood flow. When sitting down I would lift my butt to prevent a stroke due to blood not passing from my feet to my heart. It's embarrassing. Yes, all spirits are not good, some could be bad and it's puzzlingly not knowing the facts. 

I sure hope people learn from our nut experiences Ron.

cain posted:

I sure hope people learn from our nut experiences Ron.

Conspiracy of information technology: the memory container does not correspond to the type of memory it's holding, causing physical damage due to destruction of feeling at that memory location

The man has a damaged medium or a corrupt file. Time to reboot or restore.

Rebooting a nut or nuts could be quite painful though.

cain posted:

Rebooting a nut or nuts could be quite painful though.

One of my testicles were removed because of a torsion many years ago. The good one was sutured to the scrotum to prevent twisting. The doctor told me it would get bigger than normal and it did. Regardless of what he said I felt that is incorrect although he was right. A bigger testicle was because time, because of its direction, prevented thought from going in reverse to ungrow. I do not know how to do reverse mathematics so Lord Krishna can have a reference without pain. Can someone give an example if possible using addition or subtraction to keep it simple. Kali needs simplicity like an on/off switch. 

Baseman is the chap you looking for, dat man know nuff stuff, especially about nut calibration and so on, anything about nuts, he's your guy...talkin bout nuts, he also loves Trump.

Sometimes I try to make my nuts switch places, its very painful to do. 

You mean like switch em with yo eyeballs?

Amral posted:

Sometimes I try to make my nuts switch places, its very painful to do. 

never tried that

Ronald Anthony Arjune posted:

cain posted:

Rebooting a nut or nuts could be quite painful though.

One of my testicles were removed because of a torsion many years ago. The good one was sutured to the scrotum to prevent twisting. The doctor told me it would get bigger than normal and it did. Regardless of what he said I felt that is incorrect although he was right. A bigger testicle was because time, because of its direction, prevented thought from going in reverse to ungrow. I do not know how to do reverse mathematics so Lord Krishna can have a reference without pain. Can someone give an example if possible using addition or subtraction to keep it simple. Kali needs simplicity like an on/off switch. 

Do you think a bigger testicle makes you produce more testosterone and you want to have more sex? If that's the case maybe I can contact Lord Krishna.

skeldon_man posted

cain posted:

Rebooting a nut or nuts could be quite painful though.

oo you think a bigger testicle makes you produce more testosterone and you want to have more sex? If that's the case maybe I can contact Lord Krishna.

It could be that human facts are irrelevant to Lord Krishna and he cannot function with positive feelings because negative feelings are more effective for him to process. I suspect that God has disabled Lord Krishna with the crucifixion of Christ. The cross is symbolic of an electrical short in my mind. I guess Lord Krishna does need that information about more testosterone or a larger testicle. He is unable to monitor our minds from where he is. He has a conflict of belief by not believing because his conscience cannot control his flesh, crippling his mind. 

Ronald Anthony Arjune posted:

When sitting down I would lift my butt to prevent a stroke due to blood not passing from my feet to my heart. 

I lift my butt to fart. Maybe that's why I haven't had a stroke yet. So... Cainster.... add farting while sitting down to the healthy heart regimen.

antabanta posted:

Ronald Anthony Arjune posted:

When sitting down I would lift my butt to prevent a stroke due to blood not passing from my feet to my heart. 

I lift my butt to fart. Maybe that's why I haven't had a stroke yet. So... Cainster.... add farting while sitting down to the healthy heart regimen.

Banna, I thought that's  a given.

cain posted:

antabanta posted:

Ronald Anthony Arjune posted:

When sitting down I would lift my butt to prevent a stroke due to blood not passing from my feet to my heart. 

I lift my butt to fart. Maybe that's why I haven't had a stroke yet. So... Cainster.... add farting while sitting down to the healthy heart regimen.

Banna, I thought that's  a given.