now let's see who will take heed!!

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

Going for a swim I see.

I understand that women prefer if you take a dive!

Sea food diet

What happen if I live in a studio?

May I remind you that you live in a cardboard box.

gotta remember to hit the wifey with that one when she ask fuh breakfast in bed lol

Morning, you will have to sleep there too lol 

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and foolish  

Two women were talking, one said to the other
"When you get older, what would you prefer to get - Parkinson 's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered,
"Definitely Parkinson's - better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle!"