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Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan."

All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-pence piece
When it used to be the size of a 5 pence piece."

Her mother says,

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
You drive a £250,000 Ferrari,
You get £2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...

Over 45p?"

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Former Member

ball hun, suga, sweetie pie...u have Nathan #?

Former Member

And I thought Jews were tight.......with money I mean

6/26/1310:38 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Riya:

And I thought Jews were tight.......with money I mean

LMAO...i recently get refurbished, Nathan gonna love me....

oh yea, money we talkin bout..so i hear too

6/26/1310:50 AM

ballSenior Member

867-5309 add any area code

6/26/1311:04 AM

ballSenior Member

you right jews are tight that is why she meking all that fuss

6/26/1311:05 AM

ballSenior Member

recently get refurbished

So that is why the trip to the Virgin Island eh

6/26/1311:07 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Marcy.:

Originally Posted by Riya:

And I thought Jews were tight.......with money I mean

LMAO...i recently get refurbished, Nathan gonna love me....

oh yea, money we talkin bout..so i hear too

Lol after you get your 50 pence must send Nathan my way. Never mind i will call him directly

6/26/1311:17 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by ball:

recently get refurbished

So that is why the trip to the Virgin Island eh

darn right! and nathan dont have to worry about any bloody mary or child support

i thinking i should use a 1-900 # area code....wha u think?

6/26/1311:21 AM

ballSenior Member

Herbert just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, It makes him wife look like she's moving during sex.

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